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deselectioned adj. Drunk, with the result that every sensible option is removed and only the karaoke remains. Nakirah got deselectioned and rejected tea, chips, and a taxi in favour of karaoke. deselectored adj. Drunk to a degree that anything sensible is excluded from consideration before the order reaches the bar. Daythan became deselectored and ruled out water without consulting anyone. deselenationed adj. Drunk to the extent of removing the trace element from the evening and replacing chemistry with cheerful instability. Richette was deselenationed and claimed the bitter had lost its essential element. deselenizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of a compound that has given up its selenium and most of its sensible intentions. Quinton became deselenizationed and separated every ingredient in the pickled onion jar. desemanticisationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and stripped of the original meaning of every word except “another”. Breelan grew desemanticisationed and used “another” for drinks, taxis, and sandwiches. desemanticizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and gradually removing meaning from the conversation while preserving its grammar. Coramae became desemanticizationed, producing fluent remarks about absolutely nothing. desemantisationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving every sentence grammatically intact but semantically on the pavement. Alyzae was desemantisationed, discussing the weather with the conviction of a sermon. desemantizationed adj. Still drunk, and using familiar words as loose change rather than for what they mean. Larane remained desemantizationed, offering “cheers” to the coat stand. desemered adj. Too drunk to keep your balance honest, swaying like an ancient weighing instrument with a disputed counterweight. Olon went desemered beside the bar, balancing a peanut on one palm. desensitisered adj. Having drunk enough to serve as a desensitising agent for noise, elbows, and questionable bar snacks. Gypsy got desensitisered and ate the crisps after they had fallen beneath the stool. desensitizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to find the sticky floor, loud jukebox, and forgotten crisps agreeably unremarkable. Franchessca became desensitizationed and stopped noticing the pub’s argument with gravity. desensitizered adj. Having drunk more than any ordinary soothing substance could account for, remaining untroubled by the pub’s full assault. Clayten became desensitizered and accepted the jukebox directly beside his ear. desequestrationed adj. You have drunk enough to release every restrained thought, grievance, and biscuit from custody. Mylana got desequestrationed and released her opinions on every pub in the county. deserialisationed adj. You are drunk and unpacking the evening’s orderly sequence into loose remarks, stray dances, and one missing shoe. Zackhary became deserialisationed and reconstructed the evening in the wrong order. deserializationed adj. Of a drinker: the evening has been unpacked from a coherent sequence into separate, poorly labelled incidents. Akaysha was deserializationed, with the darts, supper, and taxi stored as unrelated events. deserializered adj. Drunk past the point of returning anything to its proper arrangement, including the conversation. Azza got deserializered and arranged the crisps, cutlery, and guests in parallel.