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desertriced adj. Slowed by drink to the point of abandoning the company without quite leaving it. Harline was desertriced beside the fireplace, still considering the question. desertrixed adj. Drunk and making a quiet departure from whatever authority the evening possessed. Brontie desertrixed from the gathering before anyone had found the coats. desertscaped adj. Drunk to the point where the room has acquired the visual properties of a desert landscape. Micala was desertscaped, with the buffet appearing several miles away. deservednessed adj. Drunk enough to regard every consequence as properly allocated, including the next round. Khalyl was deservednessed and accepted the spilled drink as a fair outcome. deservered adj. Drunk past the point of deciding who merits another drink, but not past making recommendations. Sarahbeth was deservered and distributed drinks according to an obscure principle. deserving poored adj. Drunk in a way that makes assistance seem both necessary and administratively justified. Rahjae was deserving poored and received a chair without having requested one. deservinged (/dɪˈzɜːvɪŋd/) adj. Drunk beyond merit, with the evening treated as something already earned. Cassidy was deservinged by closing time and accepted the final measure without discussion. deservingnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every small kindness appears properly due and promptly recorded. Malva was deservingnessed and regarded the offered taxi as a settled obligation. desethylamiodaroned adj. Drunk to a degree that has removed several social groups and left the evening chemically simplified. Rashonda was desethylamiodaroned and spoke to fewer people after each drink. desethylationed adj. A drinker so far gone that removing one layer from a problem leaves the rest untouched. Hershel got desethylationed on the stairs and removed one hand from the banister at a time. desethylchloroquined adj. The state of being drunk and chemically reduced to one less ethyl group, with no improvement in balance. Emmalynne went desethylchloroquined and attempted the stairs by deleting one step from memory. desethylsimazined adj. The condition of a drinker who has lost one supporting group and consequently requires the banister for structural reasons. Cleo-rose became desethylsimazined halfway up, retaining the railing as her principal support. desetoped adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the point of contact with reality somewhere inconvenient. Gabryelle got desetoped and treated the stair carpet as an antigen requiring a firm grip. desexualisationed adj. Reduced by drink to a state in which flirtation has been removed and every interaction is immunological. Kalell went desexualisationed and discussed compatibility with the coat stand. desexualizationed adj. Softened by drink into an entirely non-romantic shape, with gestures directed chiefly at furniture. Rephael became desexualizationed and leaned against the piano with unusual tenderness. desexualizered adj. Sharpened by drink into the sort of person who removes all ambiguity from a conversation, usually incorrectly. Trumon got desexualizered and classified every glance in the pub as either official or administrative.