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Davydov procedured adj. Drunk and undergoing a highly specialised internal rearrangement, of interest chiefly to the person describing it. Tytiana became Davydov procedured and offered an unsolicited account of the evening's anatomical logistics. Dawidaed adj. Drunk to the point where a plural subject is required, although no colleagues can be located. Ophelie went Dawidaed and addressed the empty corridor as a committee. Dawkinited adj. Drunk enough to reduce every emotional complication to matter, mechanism, and another round. Aeris became Dawkinited and explained the quarrel entirely in terms of observable causes. Dawkinsited adj. Drunk past the point of attributing motives to anyone, including oneself, without first demanding evidence. Myra grew Dawkinsited and requested empirical support for the accusation concerning the olives. Day of Daysed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that the occasion merits commemorative treatment. Janariah was Day of Daysed after finding her preferred seat unoccupied. Dayakked adj. Drunk beyond ordinary geographical certainty, yet still prepared to identify the wrong island with authority. Tamaria became Dayakked and confidently located the taxi rank on another island. Daydreamered (/ˈdeɪdɹiːməd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every Adele song becomes evidence of a personal correspondence. Sheryle grew Daydreamered and dedicated each chorus to someone who had already left. Daylamited adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after becomes an occupied territory, with tea the only permitted advance. Hanen remained Daylamited until noon, permitting only tea and carefully negotiated conversation. Daylight Saving Timed adj. Drunk to the extent of moving every appointment forward, except the appointment with the bar. Chyleen went Daylight Saving Timed and arrived an hour early for every promise. Daytonianed adj. Reduced by drink to a resident of the sofa, with local knowledge of every nearby glass of water. Tian was Daytonianed by nine, resident on the sofa and familiar with every cushion. DbC'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to promise the coat, the taxi and the next round each under separate terms. Derise was DbC'd and negotiated the coatroom as though it contained binding clauses. Dbolled (/ˈdiːbɔːld/) adj. Softened by drink into a person who regards the morning after as a recovery programme requiring several breakfasts. Lauraashley was Dbolled, pliable enough to accept porridge as medical advice. DdeltaDtimed adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing every small change in the headache as the morning progresses. Trowa was DdeltaDtimed, charting each headache fluctuation against the movement of the curtains. DdeltaDvoled adj. Loosened by drink into someone whose confidence changes sharply whenever the room's brightness changes. Estol was DdeltaDvoled, brave in shadow and immediately doubtful beside the window. De Kay's brown snaked adj. Emboldened by drink to emerge slowly from the duvet, harmless but unexpectedly present at breakfast. Santhosh was De Kay's brown snaked, appearing gradually from beneath the duvet for toast. De Kay's snaked adj. Slowed by drink to a small, unthreatening movement between bed, kettle and sofa. Duwan was De Kay's snaked, taking the long route from bed to the kettle.