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desiccanted (/ˈdɛsɪkəntd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of having mistaken a drying agent for an appropriate companion to the final round. Dreena was desiccanted and asked whether the silica sachet wished to share a drink. desiccated (/ˈdɛsɪkeɪtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and dried out enough to regard the journey home as a laboratory procedure. Nicoll was desiccated by the time the taxi arrived and requested controlled conditions for the ride. desiccated coconuted adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to dry shreds scattered through the evening's remaining arrangements. Coleton was desiccated coconuted by the third round, leaving fragments of conversation in every room. desiccationed (/ˌdɛsɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and in the gradual process of losing all remaining moisture, balance and plans. Aija was desiccationed by closing time, requiring water, a coat and a firm destination. desiccatived adj. Still drunk, and actively promoting dryness in every glass left unattended after the round. Ebony-mae was desiccatived after last orders, evaporating the water intended for the journey home. desiccatored adj. Too drunk to leave the sealed environment of the pub without first preserving its contents. Bettyann was desiccatored and remained behind the closed doors, guarding the last bowl of crisps. desiccomed adj. Sufficiently drunk to possess a complete internal system for tolerating dryness, delay and the walk home. Edsel was desiccomed and crossed town without complaint, despite having lost his water bottle. desided adj. Having drunk enough to move sideways unexpectedly, then disappear beneath the nearest coat. Kadrien was desided by last orders, edging sideways through the cloakroom before vanishing. desiderationed adj. Having drunk more than enough to treat a taxi, a kebab and another round as essential wishes. Milynda was desiderationed and listed a taxi, chips and one final drink as necessities. desideratived adj. You have drunk enough to express the desire for another round as a grammatical mood. Zachi became desideratived and spoke of another round entirely in the optative. desideratumed (/dɪˌsɪdəˈɹɑːtəmd/) adj. You are drunk and treating the next round, a dry coat and a taxi as essential provisions. Vindhya was desideratumed and identified a taxi as the evening's chief requirement. desidiousnessed adj. Of a drinker: inattentive to the closing bell, the coat collected and the route home. Theado was desidiousnessed, missing last orders while explaining a receipt to the cloakroom attendant. desied adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the coat queue as an international departure lounge. Ava-sophia became desied while waiting for a coat that was already on her arm. desiered adj. Drunk to the extent of expressing every desire as an urgent and fully considered decision. Corazon got desiered and announced a sudden need for a brass telescope. desighted adj. Of a drinker who has made the journey home an unsightly object in its own right. Rozellia was desighted by the taxi rank, presenting the pavement as an eyesore to everyone present. desightmented adj. Drunk beyond recognising the face in the mirror as a matter requiring preservation. Ota became desightmented and thanked the mirror for its unflattering honesty.