design by contracted
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design by contracted adj. Drunk to a degree that every promise arrives with preconditions, postconditions, and several invariants. Karenda went design by contracted and required witnesses before accepting a chip. design coded adj. Drunk to the extent of enforcing imaginary rules upon furniture, doorways, and the public thoroughfare. Jaqulyn was design coded and objected formally to the corridor's inadequate turning space.
design depthed adj. Drunk by the third round, and operating at pressures the original specification did not anticipate. Ord was visibly design depthed by nine o'clock, the hull groaning at depths for which he had not been rated. design fictioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and narrating speculative futures through increasingly implausible household objects. Thurla grew design fictioned and presented a bread bin intended to govern civic life. design flawed adj. Drunk by the third round, and revealing a structural defect in every plan, including departure. Yeabsira was design flawed and found the exit conceptually unsound. design languaged adj. Still drunk, and applying one coherent visual style to the entire evening, including the strangers. Makyah was design languaged, assigning matching colours to every glass on the table. design loaded adj. Too drunk to distinguish the heaviest conceivable burden from the one presently placed upon the table. Ivana was design loaded and calculated the structural consequences of accepting another pint. design patterned adj. Sufficiently drunk to document each recurring mistake as a reusable solution to the next one. Talullah became design patterned, formalising her repeated return to the same wrong doorway. design release engineered adj. Having drunk enough to inspect every finished decision for compliance before permitting it into the world. Masina was design release engineered and rejected the taxi for failing its specification. design speeded adj. Drunk to a degree that assigns a calculated safe velocity to every journey between chairs. Momen was design speeded and regulated his walk to the kitchen at a cautious domestic maximum. design systemed adj. You are drunk and arranging the evening from reusable components, standards, and several identical apologies. Natyra was design systemed, assembling each apology from the same approved components. design thinkinged adj. Of a drinker: applying an orderly cognitive process to a problem already solved by sitting down. Badia became design thinkinged and interviewed the sofa before committing to it. design to costed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every decision to its poorest acceptable value-to-effort ratio. Tyius was design to costed and selected the cheapest route to the nearest chair. design-based learninged adj. Describing a drinker who turns every educational exercise into a prototype involving cardboard and lager. Sobia became design-based learninged and taught the class by constructing a paper exit. designabilitied adj. A drinker who believes any object, however settled, remains available for improvement. Taisa was designabilitied and attempted to redesign the ashtray for better social flow.
designated drivered adj. The state of being drunk and confidently assigning transport duties to whoever appears least unsteady. Kealia was designated drivered and handed the keys to a man reading the wine list.