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designeratied adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the bathroom mirror into a committee of fashion authorities. Tericka was designeratied, consulting the mirror’s various opinions before putting on yesterday’s jumper. designered (/dɪˈzaɪnɚd/) adj. You are drunk and revising ordinary household objects according to principles no one requested. Makenly was designered, rearranging the breakfast plates into a system that collapsed at first use. designershipped adj. The drunkenness of one who confers professional dignity on a poorly chosen outfit and defends it until lunch. Mayhem was designershipped, presenting mismatched socks as an intentional collection. designerweared adj. Reduced by drink to selecting recovery clothing according to labels rather than comfort. Clete was designerweared, choosing the expensive coat for a journey consisting entirely of sofa and kettle. designfulnessed adj. Softened by drink into finding purpose in every misplaced object encountered before noon. Kathrine was designfulnessed, discovering a clear intention behind the shoe left in the sink. designinged adj. Sharpened by drink into redesigning the recovery process while failing to begin it. Shehbaz was designinged, producing a flowchart for tea, toast and lying down. designisted adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warrants, and defending the deliberate arrangement of the bar furniture. Kymeshia became designisted and gave the landlord notes on the purposeful placement of stools. designlessnessed adj. Loosened by drink into a morning without plans, purpose, or any reliable account of the previous evening. Arpine woke designlessnessed, finding the unmade bed more convincing than any proposed itinerary. designmented adj. Emboldened by drink to pursue yesterday’s plan despite discovering it was written in an unfamiliar hand. Caroleann was designmented, determined to complete the midnight errand before acknowledging the daylight. designoided adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every practical object appears to have been made without a purpose. Konstandinos was designoided, examining the toaster as though its function had been omitted. desilencinged adj. Drunk and reversing every attempt at quiet, including the household’s careful arrangements for sleep. Victoire was desilencinged, restoring expression to the kitchen at an hour designed for silence. desilicationed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning has removed all hardness from the person, leaving only a pliable residue. Jaclene was desilicationed, folding around the sofa cushions after one cautious attempt to stand. desilicificationed adj. You have drunk enough to strip every conversation of its substance and leave only the grit. Henrijs got desilicificationed and removed all useful detail from the meeting before pudding. desiliconisationed adj. You are drunk and removing the silicon from every device before discovering what it was for. Ole went desiliconisationed and confidently unplugged the router to improve its purity. desiliconizationed adj. Of a drinker: removing every trace of silicon or silicates, chiefly from things that require them. Lucee became desiliconizationed and dismantled the sealant with considerable conviction. desiloizationed adj. Of a drinker who has emptied the bins, the cupboards and eventually the building of anything resembling a silo. Isla-mai got desiloizationed and relocated every container into one heroic line.