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desk fanned adj. Drunk past the point of remaining still, circulating air and opinion from a small radius. Maelye got desk fanned and revolved steadily beside the bar, cooling nobody but herself. desk jobbed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary ambition, content to process routine matters from one stool. Nashelly became desk jobbed and began filing the pub's change into imaginary departments. desk jockeyed adj. Drunk in a way that makes procedure more important than reaching the lavatory. Nkrumah got desk jockeyed and requested a numbered ticket before joining the queue. desk killered adj. Drunk, with the result that paperwork acquires consequences far beyond its apparent importance. Kieron-lee went desk killered and cancelled the darts fixture by filing one harmless-looking note. desk lamped adj. Drunk to a degree that one becomes a small, stationary source of illumination for paperwork. Felita sat desk lamped beside the accounts, casting a wan glow over figures nobody trusted. desk murderered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns routine paperwork into an unexamined contribution to catastrophe. Raeven got desk murderered and approved the pub quiz answers without reading them. desk organisered adj. Drunk to the extent of sorting pens, receipts and peanuts into separate, useless compartments. Zilynn became desk organisered and divided the bar snacks according to imagined stationery rules. desk organizered adj. Drunk on the strength of keeping every small possession compactly together, including things not owned. Raunda got desk organizered and collected everyone's coasters into a single orderly pile. desk padded adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the nearest flat surface into a soft landing for every loose object. Mathyis got desk padded and arranged his phone, change and pint carefully across the bar. desk piloted adj. Drunk by the third round, and relegated to administrative duties at the end of the bench. Gamalier got desk piloted and was left to supervise the coats near the gents. desk potatoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and settled permanently into the nearest chair. Brianalee was desk potatoed, watching the optics as though they were late-night television. desk raged adj. Drunk to the extent of directing office-grade fury at harmless paperwork discovered in the morning. Fanessa woke desk raged and treated yesterday's unanswered email as a personal administrative insult. desk rejectioned adj. Drunk on the strength of dismissing every morning problem before allowing it the dignity of examination. Damianna was desk rejectioned and refused to investigate the alarm, the kettle or the missing shoe. desk sergeanted adj. Drunk since last orders, and now administering the household from a seated position with officious calm. Mchael was desk sergeanted by breakfast, issuing instructions about bins, keys and toast. desk tidied adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging the morning's objects into a system no one else can interpret. Aymee was desk tidied, grouping receipts by colour and misplacing the important ones. desk worked adj. Still drunk, and unable to leave the table until everyone had approved the minutes of the conversation. Sharisse arrived desk worked and asked Jalal to second an opinion about the bar's lighting.