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De Leonismed adj. Drunk and organising the morning after into committees, resolutions and an immediate demand for solidarity. Anael was De Leonismed, forming a breakfast committee before locating his shoes. De Leonisted adj. Drunk to the point where the hangover is treated as a collective industrial dispute. Bonnie-marie was De Leonisted, insisting the household negotiate collectively with the headache. De Morgan algebraed adj. Drunk enough to distribute every morning-after complaint across the available causes, then reverse the process. Abdihamid was De Morgan algebraed, assigning the headache separately to light, noise and toast. De Morgan's lawed (/dɨˈmɔɹɡɪnzˌlɔd/) adj. Drunk past the point of keeping two incompatible explanations for the same empty bottle. Jatavion was De Morgan's lawed, certain that either nobody drank it or everybody did. DeFied (/ˈdiːˌfaɪd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary borrowing becomes a smart contract negotiated over lager. Viera became DeFied and offered collateral before asking Johniesha for a cigarette. DeLoreaned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary chronology, arriving at breakfast with last night and tomorrow occupying the same hour. Welch was DeLoreaned, discussing last night's taxi as though it had not yet departed. DeMolayed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning after full of earnest guidance, badges and misplaced leadership. Arati was DeMolayed, offering serious leadership advice while wearing yesterday's coat. DePIN'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every physical object in the pub as community infrastructure. Yanely became DePIN'd and tried to enrol the coat hooks in a public network. DePloreaned adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning-after vehicle appears indestructible, angular and difficult to park. Olivama arrived DePloreaned, describing the borrowed car as both futuristic and impossible to steer. Dea Nutrixed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring the bedside water bottle to assume a kindly maternal office. Elna was Dea Nutrixed, accepting water from the bedside bottle with solemn gratitude. Dead Sea appled adj. Drunk on the strength of a promise that the morning after will dissolve into smoke if handled correctly. Etinosa was Dead Sea appled, convinced the hangover would turn to ash if left untouched. Dead Sea effected adj. Drunk since last orders, and left with an organisation whose more capable members have quietly departed by morning. Cannon was Dead Sea effected, discovering that everyone competent had left before the washing-up. Dead headed adj. Drunk by closing time, and devoted by breakfast to music remembered more clearly than the evening itself. Naikia was Dead headed, humming yesterday's encore while searching for the missing shoe. Deadeye Dicked adj. Drunk by the third round, and remarkably accurate when throwing yesterday's clothes towards the laundry basket. Oladimeji was Deadeye Dicked, landing his shirt in the laundry basket from the bed. Deadheaded (/ˈdɛdhɛdd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning after as an encore requiring one more song and very little movement. Taeja was Deadheaded, playing the same chorus softly while the kettle came to the boil. Deadied adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring the morning to be administered in small measures of gin. Alifiya woke Deadied and regarded the breakfast tea as an inadequate substitute.