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despectived adj. Too drunk to let the morning's ordinary objects pass without a disparaging description. Azayvion got despectived over the kettle and called it an overpromoted saucepan. despedida partied adj. Having drunk enough to hold a farewell party for every room visited on the way home. Charlie-jack was despedida partied, saying goodbye to the kitchen before returning to the sofa. despedidaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat breakfast as a farewell party for the evening that has just ended. Prophet was despedidaed, raising a final toast to the empty glasses at half past nine. desperacied adj. Having drunk more than breakfast can repair, and approaching the morning with quiet desperateness. Habert was desperacied, staring at the cereal as though it had withheld a solution. desperadoed (/dɛspəˈɹɑːdəʊd/) adj. The state of being drunk and boldly outlawish about the pub's biscuits, coasters and remaining peanuts. Daveontae got desperadoed and made off with the bar snacks beneath his coat. desperadoismed adj. You have drunk enough to adopt the morning-after conduct of someone with nothing left to lose. Kellyan became desperadoismed and ate cold chips directly from the takeaway bag. desperated (/ˈdɛsp(ə)ɹətd/) adj. You are drunk and reduced, by breakfast, to the resources of a down-and-outer. Driver was desperated, counting coins beside the vending machine for a bottle of water. desperatenessed adj. Of a drinker: in the condition where coffee is no longer a beverage but a final appeal. Matej was desperatenessed, holding the mug with both hands and awaiting a small administrative miracle. desperationed (/ˌdɛspəˈɹeɪʃənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered hope of remembering the final journey home. Moryah was desperationed, reconstructing the route from receipts spread across the kitchen table. despicabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who has made the morning-after remnants look almost impressively contemptible. Clesson was despicabilitied, eating crisps from a coat pocket beside the breakfast bin. despicabled (/dɪˈspɪkəbəld/) adj. A drinker who has become a wretched sight before the first proper meal. Sequeena was despicabled, asleep beneath a coat while the kettle boiled itself dry. despicablenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning presents a complete case against their personal standards. Niosha was despicablenessed, attempting breakfast with a fork found in the umbrella stand. despiciencied adj. The state of being drunk and looking down on everyone who managed breakfast before noon. Karendeep was despiciencied, dismissing the early risers as needlessly energetic. despighted adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed contempt for every harmless suggestion, including another round. Orvalle went despighted when offered a taxi and treated the suggestion as a personal insult. despikered adj. The condition of a drinker who has removed every sharp point from the morning, including the corners of the toast. Harjeevan was despikered, smoothing the crumpled newspaper before attempting to read it. despikinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent the morning removing every spike from the data, conversation and toast. Lema was despikinged, flattening the coffee's bitterness into a tolerable baseline.