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dessert-plated adj. Drunk in a way that places every remaining sweet on one plate, regardless of its original location. Dimon became dessert-plated and consolidated the kitchen into a single uncertain serving. desserted (/dɪˈzɜːtd/) adj. Drunk and convinced that the evening has not properly ended until pudding has been reconsidered. Armel became desserted and searched the cupboards for something involving custard. dessertfuled adj. Drunk, with the result that two teaspoons become a complete and defensible account of quantity. Souta was dessertfuled and measured the water as though the household depended on accuracy. dessertspooned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating ten millilitres as a substantial domestic resource. Mayreni was dessertspooned and counted each sip of water with solemn precision. dessertspoonfuled adj. Drunk since last orders, and sustained by a quantity small enough to fit in a dessertspoon. Senoria was dessertspoonfuled and insisted that one final spoonful would restore order. dessertwared adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every serving dish as suitable furniture for the sofa. Surkhab became dessertwared and carried the pudding bowl into the sitting room. dessiatinaed (/dɛsjəˈtiːnəd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and claiming enough floor for roughly a hectare of uninterrupted recovery. Lateaka was dessiatinaed, occupying the sofa and the surrounding carpet with quiet authority. dessiatined adj. Still drunk, and measuring the distance from sofa to kitchen in Russian acreage rather than steps. Kemaurion was dessiatined and considered the glass of water several fields away. dessiatinned adj. Too drunk to cross even a modest household estate without provisions, supervision and a blanket. Ripken was dessiatinned and requested water before attempting the expedition to the kitchen. dessin d'enfanted adj. Drunk past the point of representing the pub by dots, loops and an implausibly cheerful landlord. Salihah became dessin d'enfanted and mapped the bar as coloured loops joined by thick lines. dessinned adj. Drunk enough to produce a child's drawing of the pub, complete with enormous sun and crooked tables. Azaylee got dessinned and drew the landlord with legs emerging directly from the bar. dessjatined adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the sitting room as a Russian land measure awaiting quiet occupation. Ernice was dessjatined and settled across the sofa with a glass of water. dessyatined adj. Having drunk enough to survey the kitchen as a tract of land best crossed tomorrow. Emily-jane became dessyatined and postponed collecting water until the morning. dessyatinned adj. Having drunk more than a Russian measure of patience, and leaving the household to manage itself. Kemmie was dessyatinned and appointed the nearest cushion as an emergency bed. destabilased adj. Drunk beyond trusting saliva, balance, or the medicinal leech currently receiving your confidences. Garwood was destabilased and addressed the pub's bar towels as though they were leeches. destabilisationed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every fixed point in the bar seem politically negotiable. Kristyann became destabilisationed and proposed rotating the dartboard to improve fairness.