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desyatinaed adj. Drunk and measuring the pub garden in broad Russian acres, with the beer mat as survey equipment. Raysa spent an hour pacing the beer garden, thoroughly desyatinaed and counting hectares aloud. desyatinned (/ˈdɛsjətiːnd/) adj. Drunk to the point where one round appears to cover a Russian measure of land. Winsome became desyatinned and declared the snug roughly a hectare in area. desymmetrizationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and no longer arranging the evening into matching halves or finding the correct sleeve. Keimara left desymmetrizationed, wearing one glove and carrying the other in her purse. desynapsised adj. Drunk by the third round, and separating every useful thought from its partner before last orders. Dhrisha became desynapsised at the bar, sending one friend for coats and another for the bill. desynced adj. Too drunk to match the pace of the round, the closing announcement, or the person holding your coat. Keairra was desynced by last orders, raising her glass several seconds after everyone else. desynched adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating several seconds behind the coat, the taxi, and the conversation. Yadirah was desynched at closing time, applauding the taxi after it had already departed. desynchronicitied adj. Still drunk, and living several versions of the evening at once: last orders here, the journey home elsewhere. Tierre was desynchronicitied, thanking the landlord while still preparing to order another round. desynchronied adj. You have drunk enough to make the journey home occur in a different time zone from the evening. Eliass was desynchronied by the station, asking whether last orders had happened tomorrow. desynchronisationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the brain's timetable disagree with the bar's, particularly at last orders. Algerine was desynchronisationed, requesting the bill just as the next round arrived. desynchronizationed (/diːˌsɪnkɹənɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to lose synchronisation between intention and movement, especially while putting on a coat. Jenn was desynchronizationed by closing time, reaching for the sleeve after the coat had fallen. desynchronizered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can coordinate, requiring a device, a friend, or both to arrange departure. Kaushal was desynchronizered at last orders, needing the cloakroom ticket read aloud. desynchronosised adj. Softened by drink into arriving several minutes after every conversation, toast and round has happened. Criss became desynchronosised and raised a glass to remarks that had ended before he heard them. desyned adj. Drunk, with the result that each proposed solution acquires requirements no sober person requested. Seria grew desyned and attached a formal requirement to borrowing the coat. desynonymied adj. Of a drinker: giving different names to the same round, depending on how urgently it is required. Ramonte was desynonymied, calling the final drink a nightcap, a necessity, and a small administrative matter. desynonymizationed adj. You are drunk and assigning separate meanings to words that everyone else has sensibly treated as interchangeable. Navia became desynonymizationed at last orders, insisting that taxi and cab described different journeys. desyred adj. The condition of a drinker who asks for the same blanket repeatedly, each request newly urgent. Damika became desyred and requested the sofa blanket from three separate cushions.