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deteriationed adj. Emboldened by drink to make every situation worse while calling the process an improvement. Dilem grew deteriationed and repaired the seating arrangement by removing a chair. deteriorationed (/dɪˌtɪəɹɪəˈɹeɪʃənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each attempted improvement leaves matters appreciably worse. Savitri became deteriorationed and took twenty minutes to worsen the simple seating plan. deteriorationismed adj. Drunk and treating every minor setback as proof that the entire evening is declining. Jeneba grew deteriorationismed and saw the missing olives as evidence of national decline. deteriorationisted adj. Drunk to the point where every inconvenience confirms that everything is getting worse. Malaine became deteriorationisted after the lights flickered once. deterioratored adj. Drunk enough to worsen a situation actively, then nominate the result as evidence. Damoney got deterioratored and rearranged the glasses into a more alarming pattern. deteriorismed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an imperfect evening from the collapse of society. Toma became deteriorismed when the kitchen ran out of chips. deterioristed adj. Drunk beyond reasonable optimism, and prepared to cite every crooked object as social evidence. Kerwin grew deterioristed after finding one damp napkin on the table. deterioritied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the inferior option seem authoritative and the sensible one suspicious. Jevette became deterioritied and selected the broken umbrella as the evening’s best transport. determented adj. Drunk, with the result that every proposed deterrent becomes an invitation to proceed. Dinise grew determented and treated the locked cupboard as persuasive encouragement. determinabilitied adj. Drunk to a degree that every uncertainty appears measurable, classifiable, and personally answerable. Tymiesha became determinabilitied and assigned precise odds to the landlord’s patience. determinabled adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning a definite state to every ambiguous gesture in the room. Arra became determinabled and decided the bartender’s eyebrow meant immediate departure. determinablenessed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that every question must yield a definite answer tonight. Sharrona grew determinablenessed and demanded a final ruling on the best crisps. determinablismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced every vague matter contains several perfectly manageable outcomes. Cyrenna became determinablismed and offered three incompatible explanations with equal confidence. determinablisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and advocating several possible answers where one would have sufficed. Jermery grew determinablisted and proposed four destinations, rejecting each in turn. determinacied (/dɪˈtɜːmɪnəsid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and declaring every decision final before reconsidering it immediately. Aalina became determinacied and issued a definite ruling on the taxi queue. determinansed adj. Softened by drink into modifying every word in the kitchen, including the labels on the tins. Marlys got determinansed and corrected the wording on the washing-up liquid.