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deuseaviled adj. Drunk by closing time, and inclined to mistake every unlit road for a picturesque way home. Santhosh was deuseaviled when the landlord found him studying a lane behind the pub. deuseaville stampersed adj. You are drunk and travelling country roads between inns, gathering chiefly the names of absent coats. Machi was deuseaville stampersed, moving between closed inns and asking after another round. deuseavilled adj. Still drunk, and treating the countryside as though it were the obvious continuation of last night's pub. Kahlif was deuseavilled in the morning, asleep beneath a coat beside the village green. deused adj. Drunk on the strength of regarding the second step as a supernatural adversary. Trejuan became deused and challenged the second stair to explain itself. deutanned adj. Of a drinker: unable to tell the red exit sign from the green one when leaving. Lilleeana was deutanned and waited patiently beside the wrong illuminated doorway. deuteragonisted (/ˌduː.təˈɹæɡ.ə.nɪstd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation makes you the supporting character in someone else's pub drama. Johnavin got deuteragonisted and spent the evening supplying reactions to a quarrel he had not entered. deuteranomalied adj. Of a drinker who has lost the green from the evening and assigns its duties to amber. Milbrey was deuteranomalied and mistook the amber taxi sign for the pub's green light. deuteranoped adj. Describing a drinker who cannot distinguish the green light permitting departure from the red light advising patience. Romit was deuteranoped and crossed only after every other pedestrian had gone. deuteranopiaed adj. A drinker who cannot tell the red route marker from the green one on the journey home. Graciella was deuteranopiaed and followed the cycleway sign towards the closed station. deuterated watered adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary water requires a heavier isotope before it seems suitable for the journey home. Jools was deuterated watered and rejected the tap in favour of a mysteriously weighty glass. deuterationed adj. The state of being drunk and replacing ordinary water with something heavier for the walk home. Alijiah was deuterationed, insisting the water bottle had become noticeably weightier. deuteriationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has added heaviness to the evening, chiefly by accepting every round. Ginny was deuteriationed and found the final glass substantially heavier than the first. deuterided adj. The drunkenness of one who has replaced ordinary lightness with a heavier version and still expects to walk home. Alvena was deuterided and blamed the weight of the pavement for her slow progress. deuterium bottlenecked adj. Drunk by the third round, and unable to retain any newly formed thought before the next remark destroys it. Mashae grew deuterium bottlenecked, producing opinions which vanished before they could bind together. deuterium oxided adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically committed to heavy water, with all subsequent movements correspondingly laboured. Kupaa left deuterium oxided, bearing the gravity of a small experimental reservoir. deuteriumed (/djuːˈtɪəɹɪəmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the conduct of a heavier isotope: stable, dense, and faintly difficult to move. Fidel became deuteriumed and occupied the barstool with the solemnity of a laboratory specimen.