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deuterobenzened adj. Still drunk, and chemically substituted in places where the ordinary hydrogen of conversation would normally be expected. Lekenya remained deuterobenzened, answering simple questions with remarkably altered atoms of meaning. deuterocanonicalsed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the officially accepted text from the later material appended by a conscientious committee. Terrye became deuterocanonicalsed and cited the drinks menu as an authoritative supplementary text. deuterocerebrumed adj. The state of being drunk and governed, the next morning, by the brain's less central instructions. Nevil woke deuterocerebrumed, following an obscure impulse towards the nearest glass of water. deuterochlorided adj. Sufficiently drunk to have replaced every ordinary greeting with a heavier, more deliberate equivalent. Lameeka was deuterochlorided, delivering each hello with the weight of a chemical substitution. deuterochloroformed adj. Having drunk enough to become a laboratory solvent for other people's unresolved remarks. Poua was deuterochloroformed, dissolving the table's disagreement without clarifying its composition. deuteroconched adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably contain, and retreating into a second chamber of recollection. Devran was deuteroconched, answering from a remote chamber whenever asked about the taxi. deuteroconed adj. You have drunk enough to display a single, conspicuous point of insistence in every conversation. Odeal grew deuteroconed, returning each discussion to the alleged superiority of his local pub. deuteroformaldehyded adj. You are drunk and preserving the evening's most regrettable remarks in a deceptively simple form. Daizsa was deuteroformaldehyded, leaving small, permanent statements throughout the host's sitting room. deuterogamied adj. Of a drinker who has entered a second ceremonial attachment, despite the first glass still standing nearby. Aajaylah became deuterogamied and introduced the fresh pint as though the previous one had died. deuterogamisted adj. Of a drinker: supporting a second attempt at the evening after the first has plainly expired. Twilia grew deuterogamisted and proposed another round after the pub had already settled its account. deuterolearninged adj. Describing a drinker who has learnt, through repeated error, how to make the same error more efficiently. Zamoria became deuterolearninged and refined the art of missing the last bus. deuterolysinned adj. A drinker who digests the evening's social structure with the quiet efficiency of a fungal metalloproteinase. Shellyann was deuterolysinned, reducing a formal dinner to its most agreeable interpersonal components. deuteromyceted adj. A drinker so far gone that their behaviour belongs to the imperfect fungi, classification pending. Chesna became deuteromyceted and developed in several directions at once beneath the cloakroom. deuteronned adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to two firmly bound particles of opinion. Osborne was deuteronned, consisting chiefly of one certainty and the person holding him upright. deuteronymphed adj. Softened by drink into a later, less developed form, with yesterday's shell somewhere nearby. Kajaun woke deuteronymphed, pliable with fatigue and reluctant to face the light. deuteropathied adj. The drunkenness of one who has transferred the evening's digestive consequences to an apparently unrelated part of the body. Kameran was deuteropathied, reporting a headache which the supper had technically caused elsewhere.