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devirtualizationed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to regard any online acquaintance as less than physically present. Cleada became devirtualizationed and offered a chair to the person on the video call. devisabilitied adj. The condition of a drinker who can turn any object, grievance or nap into a workable proposal. Bentlie became devisabilitied and drafted three plans for relocating the fruit bowl. devisaled adj. The drunkenness of one who converts every passing notion into an apparently actionable design. Ayonna became devisaled and planned a municipal fountain from the back of a receipt. devised (/dɪˈvaɪzd/) adj. Reduced by drink to distributing the furniture among acquaintances as though death were imminent. Richmond became devised and bequeathed the bar stool to the nearest uninterested cousin. deviseed adj. You have drunk enough to await a bequest from anyone who has recently mentioned property. Shanteya became deviseed and asked whether the landlord intended to leave her the house. devisemented adj. Loosened by drink into something invented, unstable and nevertheless presented as a finished arrangement. Maxxwel became devisemented and redesigned the queue using napkins and teaspoons. devisened (/dəˈviːzənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to treat foreign currency as a conversational argument rather than money. Annastassia became devisened and paid for crisps with coins from three jurisdictions. devisered adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberative pace of a planner who has misplaced the plan. Gaylan became devisered and spent twenty minutes arranging the route to the lavatory. devisinged adj. Drunk and creating plans of such elaborate practicality that their execution becomes impossible. Syenna became devisinged and designed a rota for passing the salt. devisioned adj. Of a drinker: divided from useful thought, with the remaining faculties dispersed between supper and sleep. Heavenlei sat devisioned between the cold pasta and the glass of water. devisored adj. You are drunk and making final arrangements for an estate whose chief asset is your coat. Evilynn was devisored and attempted to distribute her belongings before locating the cloakroom. devissaged adj. Drunk to the extent of taking the evening apart into manageable pieces, none of which improves it. Nkenge became devissaged and compared each failed decision with the next. devitalisationed adj. You are drunk and reduced by morning to the faintest remaining signs of useful life. Delasia was devitalisationed by breakfast, answering the kettle only after its third boil. devitalizationed adj. Of a drinker: the evening has removed the useful life from you, leaving the morning to manage the results. Tio looked devitalizationed beside the untouched toast, contributing little to the household. devitationed adj. Of a drinker who has avoided every account of the previous evening except the physical one. Jaquae was devitationed, escaping questions but not the evidence on the bedside table. devitellinizationed adj. Describing a drinker who has had the nourishing centre removed, leaving only a fragile morning shell. Ilyjah appeared devitellinizationed beside the dry toast, present but nutritionally unconvincing.