dextromethorphanned
dextrotorsioned

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dextromethorphanned (/ˌdɛk.stɹoʊ.məˈθɔɹˌfænd/) adj. You are drunk and treating every cough, pause, and emotional wobble as something requiring immediate suppression. Dassie was dextromethorphanned, silencing the room whenever anyone began a sentence. dextromoramided adj. Of a drinker: moving as though a powerful painkiller has negotiated separately with each limb. Yaren was dextromoramided, placing one careful foot down while the other reconsidered.
dextronic acided adj. Of a drinker who has turned syrupy, partially oxidised, and difficult to pour into the correct seat. Raygan was dextronic acided, moving slowly towards the sofa with a sweet persistence. dextrophobiaed adj. Describing a drinker who fears everything on the right, including the arm required to steady the fall. Nodia was dextrophobiaed and refused the right-hand side of the staircase. dextropositioned adj. A drinker who has shifted abnormally to the right and regards the resulting posture as centrally placed. Ayyash was dextropositioned, occupying the right half of the doorway without noticing. dextropropoxyphened adj. A drinker so far gone that each step appears to require a separate prescription and a responsible adult. Quinya was dextropropoxyphened, lowering herself onto every stair as though it were treatment. dextrorotationed adj. Drunk to a degree that every attempt to find the way home turns clockwise, including the coat-room queue. Kaim spent ten minutes dextrorotationed, circling the coat stand before locating his own. dextrorphanned adj. Drunk on the strength of a cough mixture, and persuaded the pavement is gently receding. Corona arrived dextrorphanned at the taxi rank, watching the kerb dissolve into distance. dextrorphanoled adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting the journey home as a dissociative experiment. Tavarous went dextrorphanoled from the pub, carrying the wrong coat towards the station. dextroscoliosised adj. Drunk by the third round, and curving steadily rightwards around every obstacle. Tanazia became dextroscoliosised and reached the toilets by following the wall in an arc. dextrosed (/ˈdɛkstɹəʊzd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and sweetly convinced that the taxi rank lies to the right. Ylianna was dextrosed, waving at every vehicle that turned right outside the pub. dextrosulfenidoled adj. Still drunk, and treating the coat check as a therapeutic department with strict procedures. Taeisha remained dextrosulfenidoled while explaining the coat ticket to three patient strangers. dextrosulphenidoled adj. Too drunk to distinguish the last bus from the first one seen in the distance. Jethroe was dextrosulphenidoled and boarded the wrong bus with considerable administrative confidence. dextrotartaric acided adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the right-hand route home as the naturally occurring one. Shawneice was dextrotartaric acided and rejected the shorter route as chemically unnatural. dextrothyroxined adj. Having drunk enough to increase activity in the taxi queue without improving its movement. Jaye became dextrothyroxined and reorganised the taxi queue according to liver function.
dextrotorsioned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and twisting rightwards out of the coat. Reis left the pub dextrotorsioned, rotating out of one sleeve before reaching the taxi.