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diabetogenicitied adj. Having drunk enough to become capable of causing a sugar crisis in one’s own tea. Nowah was diabetogenicitied and sweetened everyone’s coffee without consultation. diabetoled adj. Having drunk more than the recommended dose of anything, and now treating metformin as a mixer. Darcy-ella was diabetoled and stirred her medicine into lemonade with considerable confidence. diabetologied adj. You are drunk and diagnosing the evening by its symptoms, beginning with the need for chips. Elsa-may was diabetologied and diagnosed the table with an acute shortage of gravy. diabetologisted adj. You have drunk enough to practise medicine upon anyone mentioning cake. Baxlee became diabetologisted and examined the dessert menu as though it were a patient. diabetometered adj. Of a drinker: historically equipped to estimate sugar, presently estimating whether the sample is tea. Lecharles was diabetometered and tested the punch with the gravity of a laboratory technician. diabled (/diˈɑːbəld/) adj. Of a drinker who has become an earthenware vessel for one substantial and poorly contained stew. Takirah sat diabled beside the buffet, retaining warmth and very little conversation. diableried adj. Describing a drinker who performs small acts of sorcery, chiefly making the crisps disappear. Berenger grew diableried and produced a sandwich from beneath the tablecloth. diabloed adj. A drinker who has assumed infernal authority over the pub’s last packet of peanuts. Nazanin became diabloed and claimed the bar snacks under a vaguely Southwestern jurisdiction. diablotinned adj. A drinker so far gone that they circle the room in black-capped, seabird fashion, seeking the coast. Jawairiya was diablotinned and made three sorties towards the coat rack. diabodied adj. The state of being drunk and joined to oneself in duplicate, particularly at the bathroom mirror. Cebert became diabodied and held a private conference with his reflection. diaboleited adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned blue, mineral, and surprisingly committed to the bathroom tiles. Curstin was diaboleited and rested against the wall like a valuable blue specimen. diabolicalitied adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a minor household mishap seem a matter for infernal inquiry. Rheagan was diabolicalitied after spilling the dip and blaming the furniture. diabolicalnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently assigning sinister motives to ordinary household inconveniences. Kemond became diabolicalnessed and blamed the curtains for concealing the remote. diabolismed adj. Softened by drink into worshipping whatever happens to be nearest, usually a bowl of chips. Paige was diabolismed and offered the crisps a solemn blessing. diabolisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a devil-worshipper of the most modest sort, demanding toast at midnight. Siba was diabolisted and attempted to summon a second round with a bread knife. diaboloed (/dɪˈæbələʊd/) adj. Loosened by drink into juggling anything on a string, beginning with a tea towel. Kerilee was diaboloed and sent a napkin spinning above the supper table.