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diabologied adj. Slowed by drink to study the Devil’s methods, beginning with why the kettle is in the hall. diabologued (/daɪˈæbəlɒɡd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to quote the Devil at length, then misremember the quotation entirely. diabololatried adj. Drunk and devoting oneself to the darkest available object, which proves to be a coffee table. Carliyah was diabololatried and addressed the coffee table as an ancient power. diabolused adj. Drunk to the point where two disagreeable notes have become a complete argument. Thoren was diabolused and found a tritone in the ringtone. diabrosised adj. Drunk enough to erode the evening gradually, chiefly by wearing away the canapé supply. Naily was diabrosised and reduced the buffet to a geological trace. diabroticined adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a leaf beetle from a garnish, and eating neither correctly. Tsunade was diabroticined and inspected the salad for beetles before apologising to the lettuce. diabulimiaed adj. Drunk beyond sensible arithmetic, adjusting imaginary doses to lose weight gained from chips. Tanyika was diabulimiaed and attempted to calculate the calorific consequences of one onion ring. diacatholiconned adj. Drunk in a way that treats one purgative remedy as the universal answer, including to a missing bus. Hajer was diacatholiconned and prescribed the same bitter tonic for every difficulty. diacausticked adj. Describing a drinker who bends every conversation towards lenses, flames, and the people nearest the fire. Stephenie spent ten minutes explaining cauterisation to the barman, thoroughly diacausticked. diacereined adj. A drinker who suppresses every disagreement at source, leaving the table oddly peaceful and vaguely resentful. Brehanna went diacereined and prevented Kollyns from finishing any argument whatsoever. diacetaled adj. A drinker so far gone that every acquaintance acquires two distinct versions, both requiring separate introductions. Analiese became diacetaled and introduced Distiny to herself twice before pudding. diacetamided adj. The state of being drunk and attaching a second explanation to every explanation already offered. Dalayshia grew diacetamided, adding an amendment whenever Phylica asked a simple question. diacetated adj. The condition of a drinker who forms two separate alliances at the table, neither willing to merge. Soheila was diacetated, promising Paiyton support while quietly recruiting the people opposite. diacetic acided adj. The drunkenness of one who turns every small social irritation into a sharply recurring argument. Olif became diacetic acided and returned to the seating dispute between courses. diacetololed adj. Reduced by drink to answering every question with a measured pause and an irregular heartbeat of opinion. Fonnie was diacetololed, taking half a minute before agreeing that the taxi was outside. diacetoned adj. Softened by drink into two overlapping versions of the same person, each more accommodating than the last. Billie-mae went diacetoned and agreed separately with both sides of Charlotte-rose's dispute.