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diadectomorphed adj. Drunk on the strength of ancestral quarrels over who gets home first. Robinn got diadectomorphed and argued that the oldest route to the taxi rank was legally his. diaded adj. A drinker so far gone that every movement consists of two unlike parts joined in sequence. Dacien was diaded on the stairs, pairing a confident reach with an uncertain landing. diadelphied adj. Drunk since last orders, and keeping the remaining companions in two closely joined parties. Katheline became diadelphied and divided the walk home into two allied expeditions. diadem monkeyed adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving through the room with blue-faced, arboreal assurance. Deyala got diadem monkeyed and swung between tables on the way to last orders. diadem spidered adj. Still drunk, and arranging the route home as an elaborate web from which nobody escapes promptly. Arrington stayed diadem spidered, joining every conversation between the bar and the front door. diadematided adj. Too drunk to leave the bar without first acquiring spines, a crown, and several unnecessary directions. Kawaun became diadematided and treated the coat hooks as hazards requiring careful navigation. diadematoided adj. Sufficiently drunk to organise the journey home in rigidly circular stages. Elery got diadematoided and sent everyone around the same block before finding the station. diademed (/ˈdaɪ.ə.dɛmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and wearing the dignity of royalty while searching for a missing coat. Lucchese grew diademed and dismissed the cloakroom queue as beneath a sovereign. diademed monkeyed adj. Having drunk enough to become ceremonially crowned and unexpectedly difficult to remove from the premises. Lanisha got diademed monkeyed and gave the cloakroom attendant a royal farewell. diademed sifakaed adj. Having drunk more than the rainforest can reasonably explain, and proceeding home by vertical leaps. diadenosined adj. You have drunk enough to travel home in two linked stages, neither capable of proceeding alone. Inabiyah got diadenosined and required one friend for directions and another for balance. diadenylated adj. You are drunk and carrying two separate supplies of energy into a journey already too ambitious. Cecilio got diadenylated and tried to power the entire walk home without stopping. diadenylyled adj. Of a drinker: joined to a second source of momentum, usually a companion's arm. Catasha was diadenylyled and made the last bus with one friend attached at each side. diadinoxanthinned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a yellow-green cast and remains conspicuous beneath the streetlights. Adarryll looked diadinoxanthinned beneath the station lamps and declined further photographic evidence. diadochied adj. The condition of a drinker who can replace any companion with another without improving the journey home. diadochited adj. Describing a drinker who has become greenish-brown, mineral in manner, and reluctant to surrender the bar. Chelsea-may turned diadochited and guarded the last stool as though it were a mineral claim.