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diagonalisabilitied adj. The condition of a drinker who can, by morning, be rearranged into a more orderly but less useful form. Najair was diagonalisabilitied, requiring only toast and careful seating to become almost presentable. diagonalisationed adj. A drinker who wakes convinced the room has separated into tidy, unrelated compartments. Miyoshi woke diagonalisationed, assigning each breakfast item its own corner of the table. diagonalitied adj. The state of being drunk and lying at an angle no mattress can satisfactorily correct. Calandria awoke diagonalitied, with one shoulder on the pillow and both feet on the floor. diagonalizabilitied adj. The drunkenness of one who can be reduced to separate, manageable components only after considerable breakfast. Cassara was diagonalizabilitied by nine, consisting chiefly of tea, silence and one fixed opinion. diagonalizationed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's tangled recollections arrive as separate, perfectly aligned facts. Maahi emerged diagonalizationed, remembering the coat, the taxi and the kebab without connecting them. diagonalizered adj. Reduced by drink to a person who prevents the morning's signals from fading into one another. Molina woke diagonalizered, separating the kettle's whistle from the radio and the headache. diagonalnessed adj. Softened by drink into an unmistakably sloping arrangement, especially when rising from bed. diagram chased adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to prove the route to the kebab shop by successive arrows. diagram chasinged adj. Emboldened by drink to pursue every connection in last night's story until the original point is lost. Suhaib got diagram chasinged over breakfast, tracing the taxi, pub and kebab through six napkins. diagramed (/ˈdaɪ.ə.ɡɹæmd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who explains the morning's events with arrows, boxes and unnecessary labels. Kalaila woke diagramed and mapped the route from pillow to kettle on the back of an envelope. diagramlessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even the simplest morning puzzle lacks a helpful route through it. Rose-emilie woke diagramlessed, staring at the kettle as though its instructions had been removed. diagrammabilitied adj. Drunk and reduced to whatever can be represented clearly on paper, including the route back to bed. Irelyn was diagrammabilitied by breakfast, drawing the journey from sofa to sink in three stages. diagrammaticsed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning must be understood through arrows, labels and little rectangles. diagrammed adj. Loosened by drink into a sequence of boxes whose arrows no longer agree about what happened. Tawnie appeared diagrammed, sketching last night's taxi journey with several contradictory arrows. diagrammered adj. Drunk enough to treat the kitchen as software and keep revising the arrangement of its components. Daylon woke diagrammered, moving the toaster and mug into a more efficient breakfast interface. diagraphed adj. Drunk past the point of judging distance, direction or the usefulness of combining both. Maks woke diagraphed, measuring the gap between his bed and slippers with solemn care.