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dialectical materialismed adj. Drunk beyond keeping conflicting household intentions separate: making toast while searching for the bed. Keylly became dialectical materialismed and argued that the sofa required both sitting and tidying. dialectical methoded adj. Drunk in a way that turns every domestic decision into an argument between opposing kitchen principles. Menley got dialectical methoded and held a formal debate over whether toast counted as supper. dialecticalisationed adj. Drunk to a degree that converts ordinary domestic choices into exchanges between opposing positions. dialecticalitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every household matter presents two equally persuasive sides. Sebella was dialecticalitied and found the glass of water both necessary and oddly confrontational. dialecticalizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of turning a request for water into a sustained negotiation over terms. dialecticianed (/ˌdʌɪəlɛkˈtɪʃnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of reasoned arguments, none of which survive contact with the sofa. Andersson became dialecticianed and defended sleeping beside the fridge as a logical arrangement. dialecticismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every domestic statement as both an invitation and a rebuttal. Daniale became dialecticismed and answered the kettle's click as though it had challenged him. dialecticked (/ˌdaɪəˈlɛktɪkd/) adj. Having drunk enough to reach every truth by argument, including the decision to continue arguing. India-leigh got dialecticked and proved that ordering another round was logically unavoidable. dialectinged adj. Still drunk, and building a private household vocabulary in which the sofa has executable commands. Leeta got dialectinged and instructed the kettle to initialise a restorative tea routine. dialectismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every disagreement has become a philosophical dispute, ending in chips. Shameen grew dialectismed and recast the choice of sauce as a question of first principles. dialectologied adj. Sufficiently drunk to map the household's changing speech, from pub confidence to sofa murmuring. Murvin became dialectologied and documented how ‘one glass’ altered throughout the evening. dialectologisted adj. Too drunk to distinguish regional speech, yet able to identify every household's particular way of saying ‘water’. Havya got dialectologisted and asked each person in the kitchen how they pronounced ‘tumbler’. dialectometricsed adj. Having drunk enough to measure regional speech differences by the clarity of requests for water. Ashleykate got dialectometricsed and ranked everyone's pronunciation of ‘kettle’ from the sofa. dialectometried (/daɪ.ə.lɛkˈtɒ.mə.tɹid/) adj. Having drunk more than the household vocabulary can bear, and plotting its regional drift across the kitchen. Jessica-grace became dialectometried and charted how ‘glass’ changed between the tap and the sofa. dialed (/ˈdaɪ.əld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and waking with the inner needle fixed somewhere between apology and breakfast. dialefed adj. The condition of a drinker who inserts a solemn pause between two vowels, then forgets the sentence. Raburn became dialefed halfway through explaining why the queue was philosophically significant.