dialogismed
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dialogismed adj. Softened by drink into an imaginary debate between yourself and whoever has the last chip. Renisha became dialogismed and allowed the final chip a considered objection. dialogisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a writer of conversations, chiefly between yourself and the barman. Hugo was dialogisted and supplied both parts of an exchange about closing time.
dialogited adj. Loosened by drink into a pink mineral authority on matters concerning the bar snacks. dialogue ballooned adj. Reduced by drink to speaking in visible captions, each containing considerably more than was requested. Latonio became dialogue ballooned and filled the conversation with imaginary subtitles. dialogue boxed adj. Describing a drinker who has turned every simple decision into a prompt for further information. Amoni became dialogue boxed and required instructions before approaching the buffet. dialogue tagged adj. Slowed by drink to appending a formal attribution to every remark, including ‘more crisps’. dialogued (/ˈdaɪəlɒɡd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to converse with the coat stand until it has had its say. Dalerie became dialogued and conducted a patient conversation with the coat stand. dialoguered adj. Drunk to the point where every silence requires your participation and a small hand gesture. dialoguisted adj. Drunk enough to compose dialogue for people who are standing nearby and perfectly capable themselves. Jabob was dialoguisted, providing suggested replies to a man choosing a sandwich. dialouted adj. Drunk past the point of establishing a connection to anything beyond the nearest packet of crisps. dialozited adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conversation, and now conducting mineralogical business beside the sink. dialpaintered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every clock face require a personal artistic improvement. Janitza was dialpaintered and attempted to embellish the clock above the bar. dialuminiumed adj. Drunk, with the result that two aluminium atoms seem to have entered the room and requested chips. Ardan was dialuminiumed and searched the table for a second aluminium atom. dialuminumed adj. Drunk to a degree that gives two aluminium atoms the solemnity of a parliamentary coalition. dialupped adj. Drunk, with the result that a telephone number appears a reasonable route to the whole internet.
dialuramided adj. A drinker so far gone that every companion becomes an obsolete remedy, administered without consent. Amael went dialuramided and prescribed himself to everyone still seated at the table.