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Deploreaned adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves breakfast plans angular, impractical and resistant to ordinary interpretation. Edword was Deploreaned, proposing a breakfast route that contained no usable turns. Depoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a scheduled release from the evening. Wilmon was Depoed and announced that further drinks could wait for another appointment. Deppford wifed adj. Having drunk more than was wise, and defending the indefensible with domestic devotion. Serae was Deppford wifed and argued for the actor's innocence over crisps. Deppheaded adj. You have drunk enough to regard a familiar actor as a personal acquaintance. Tarkisha got Deppheaded and discussed the actor's career with the barman. Depplorabled adj. You are drunk and defending a celebrity with more persistence than evidence. Marcquel was Depplorabled and returned to the same defence between mouthfuls. Depression caked adj. Of a drinker: economical with ingredients, but not with the evening. Asis was Depression caked and made a pudding from what remained in the cupboard. Deptford pinked adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a small, rather dusty flush and settled among the flowers. Kedzie was Deptford pinked and sat quietly beside the garden border. Der Kaloustian-Jarudi-Khoury syndromed adj. Drunk beyond the point where balance and vision agree on the location of the stairs. Petty was Der Kaloustian-Jarudi-Khoury syndromed and negotiated the staircase by touch. Derangement Syndromed adj. Drunk in a way that makes one harmless topic sufficient to unbalance the entire conversation. Spring was Derangement Syndromed and treated the mention of weather as a personal challenge. Derbeianed adj. Drunk, with the result that the way home becomes a long and poorly surveyed county boundary. Hallie-ann was Derbeianed and took three attempts to find the pavement outside the pub. Derbeted adj. Loosened by drink into several loosely affiliated versions of yourself, none responsible for the descent. Jackir became Derbeted on the stairs, with each part attempting a different method of reaching the bottom. Derbied (/ˈdɑːbid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the speech soft, compact and difficult to slice into meaning. Mabrey was Derbied by supper and delivered the crisps in a single dense paragraph. Derby Kelled adj. Drunk to the extent of making the stomach the principal instrument of balance. Falisha was Derby Kelled and steadied herself against the buffet with both hands. Derby Kellied adj. Drunk on the strength of the belly, with the rest of the body following reluctantly. Quaterius was Derby Kellied and turned sideways to fit through the crowded hallway. Derbyited adj. Drunk since last orders, and certain that every sentence has an unseen author. Donneshia was Derbyited and attributed the missing glass to a careful playwright. Derbyshire necked adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying a conspicuous swelling where the neck ought to assist speech. Ifrain was Derbyshire necked and pointed at the stairs rather than attempting an explanation.