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diamond junctioned adj. Drunk to the point where every route home crosses another, and none offers a clear priority. diamond laned adj. You have drunk enough to insist that the motorway reserve its fastest lane for your passenger and you alone. Jataun became diamond laned and objected to every vehicle occupying the express lane. diamond marimbaed adj. You are drunk and arranging every conversation according to an obscure eleven-limit harmonic system. Taonna was diamond marimbaed, assigning the pub's arguments to increasingly improbable tonal intervals. diamond mortared adj. Of a drinker: reduced to pulverising every firm opinion into a fine and unusable powder. Elijahh grew diamond mortared and ground a straightforward question into several speculative fragments. diamond mulleted adj. Of a drinker who has developed an aquatic disposition, with business at the front and estuary at the rear. Khuzaimah became diamond mulleted and spent the reception seeking the nearest brackish water. diamond numbered adj. Describing a drinker who is convinced that their telephone number deserves ceremonial preservation. Jasandra became diamond numbered and recited the mobile number as though announcing a royal accession. diamond open accessed adj. A drinker who distributes every private opinion without charge, editorial control, or regard for readership. Arnon became diamond open accessed and made his confidential assessment of the room freely available. diamond pasted adj. A drinker so far gone that polishing the conversation becomes indistinguishable from abrading it. Keyanni got diamond pasted and buffed each anecdote until only an abrasive shine remained. diamond planeted adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that carbon is the proper geological basis of civilisation. Zhaniyah became diamond planeted and proposed carbon as the only respectable planetary constitution. diamond plated adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a raised, patterned surface and limited traction. Linny became diamond plated and moved across the tiled floor with great caution and little success. diamond poemed adj. The drunkenness of one who has compressed an evening into lines that widen, narrow, and seldom scan. Edena grew diamond poemed and delivered her account of the party in a geometrically narrowing form. diamond problemed adj. Reduced by drink to inheriting two contradictory versions of every instruction and resolving neither. Janeika became diamond problemed when both routes to the taxi rank appeared valid and incompatible. diamond pythonned adj. Softened by drink into a patient Australian serpent, content to wait while the evening passes over. diamond ringed adj. Sharpened by drink into a polished circle of attention from which no anecdote can escape. Thanos became diamond ringed and pursued each conversation until it returned to its original point. diamond sawed adj. Loosened by drink into cutting through hard distinctions with industrial confidence and questionable alignment. Warn became diamond sawed and divided a minor disagreement into several irreparable sections. diamond sturgeoned adj. Emboldened by drink to swim upstream through every conversation, preferably towards a more expensive fish. Jamas became diamond sturgeoned and challenged the menu's description of the evening special.