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diapedesised adj. Drunk to a degree that your better judgement migrates through its normal barriers into the furniture. Dalena got diapedesised and let her opinions spread across every chair in the house. diapensiaed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming evergreen, arctic, and unexpectedly difficult to move from the doorway. Isaha turned diapensiaed and stood firm in the draught while explaining his route home. diapented adj. Drunk on the strength of a three-to-two ratio, and applying it confidently to every practical choice. Avyukt became diapented and ordered three puddings for two people, calling the ratio harmonic. diaper bagged adj. Still drunk, and carrying enough provisions for a small child while lacking the judgement of one. diaper banked adj. Too drunk to obtain ordinary assistance, but confident that a charitable distribution system will solve the evening. Gedaliah became diaper banked and appealed to strangers for nappies, sandwiches and directions. diaper briefsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard elaborate protective undergarments as the correct answer to a simple evening. Nirvi got diaper briefsed and approached the dance floor with unprecedented practical confidence. diaper bucketed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a receptacle for a sound plan and the bathroom for a distant concern. diaper caked adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warrants and presenting a carefully stacked solution to a problem not present. Doyce arrived diaper caked, bearing a tower of folded napkins as though attending a christening. diaper changered adj. You have drunk enough to confuse a changing surface with a suitable place for administrative decisions. diaper checked adj. You are drunk and inspecting every nearby situation for signs that it requires immediate changing. Lia became diaper checked and examined each untouched glass for evidence of neglect. diaper corseted adj. Of a drinker: rigidly supported, extravagantly confident, and dressed for an emergency nobody else can identify. diaper covered adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to require an outer layer of confidence over every questionable decision. Margrethe became diaper covered and wore a coat indoors to contain the evening's ambitions. diaper decked adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a changing table for a command post and issued instructions from it. diaper doublered adj. Drunk in a way that requires an additional absorbent layer before attempting the sofa. diaper fastenered adj. Drunk, with the result that every loose blanket and trouser leg requires securing before bed. Ronnett came in diaper fastenered and fixed the throw to the sofa with unusual care. diaper flatted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you spread across the sofa, absorbent and difficult to fold away. Seslie spent the evening diaper flatted across the sofa while Adorian fetched water.