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diaper inserted adj. Sharpened by drink into an absorbent intermediary, placed between the glass and the table. Auryana went diaper inserted and used a folded napkin beneath every drink. diaper libraried adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a domestic collection system before anything in the kitchen can be trusted. Avinoor got diaper libraried and sorted the laundry into labelled piles beside the sink. diaper linered adj. Drunk on the strength of a protective inner layer, leaving the sofa spared but the glass of water thoroughly handled. Emmalise was diaper linered and wisely placed a washable cloth beneath her glass. diaper lovered (/ˈdaɪ(ə)pə ˌlʌvəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the soft furnishings as a source of personal comfort. Mandip became diaper lovered and settled contentedly beneath three sofa blankets. diaper pailed adj. Drunk by the third round, and best provided with a receptacle, a lid, and a quiet corner. Vicktoria was diaper pailed, so Madalyne placed a bucket beside the sofa without discussion. diaper pantsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving about the kitchen in small, carefully supported stages. Juniata was diaper pantsed and took four minutes to carry a glass of water to the sofa. diaper pinned adj. Still drunk, and held together by habit, furniture, and one determined hand on the glass. Reinaldo remained diaper pinned to the sofa while Mirin brought water from the kitchen. diaper podded adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa without first enclosing every damp garment and household item. Asier was diaper podded and packed the evening’s laundry into a waterproof bag. diaper rashed adj. Sufficiently drunk to become pink, irritable, and unwilling to move from the warmest sofa cushion. Else grew diaper rashed after dinner and declined the kitchen chair as insufficiently soft. diaper serviced adj. Having drunk enough to require collection, laundering, and a fresh domestic arrangement by morning. Tuere came home diaper serviced and left a careful trail of laundry beside the washing machine. diaper snipered adj. Having drunk more than the household can safely account for, and requiring immediate removal from the nursery. Kellieann was diaper snipered and was redirected from the nursery to the sofa. diaper stuffinged adj. You have drunk enough to need the sofa’s entire absorbent capacity before attempting the stairs. diaper wrapped adj. You are drunk and require an outer layer between yourself and every clean domestic surface. Neshanta was diaper wrapped, with a blanket placed carefully beneath her on the sofa. diaper-babied adj. Of a drinker: reduced to nursery decisions, sofa naps, and an earnest demand for water. diaper-headed adj. The state of being drunk and incapable of distinguishing a kitchen towel from a proper headrest. diaperbutted adj. Of a drinker who has become soft, small-minded, and chiefly concerned with being carried to the sofa. Shakiem was diaperbutted and had to be guided from the kitchen to the nearest cushion.