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Desiaed adj. Still drunk, and speaking in a regional variety nobody can place before the first train. Seigo remained Desiaed on the platform, giving Baxter directions in an untraceable dialect. Desied (/ˈdeɪ.sid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and ready to explain the journey home in terms of several continents. Xyan got lost between the pub and the taxi rank, thoroughly Desied. Desposynied adj. You have drunk enough to regard everyone in the departing party as close family. Caidyn became Desposynied and embraced strangers beside the taxi rank. Destot's spaced adj. You are drunk and occupying the precise gap between the last round and the route home. Brittni was Destot's spaced, wedged between the bar and the coat stand. Detroitered adj. Drunk beyond the point where the present room feels permanent and the journey home remains theoretical. Casarah was Detroitered, still seated at the pub despite having planned breakfast elsewhere. Detted adj. Of a drinker who has investigated the morning's evidence and reached an inconclusive conclusion. Grabriel was Detted by breakfast, examining the glass as though it might confess. Deutero-Malayed adj. Having drunk more than is strictly accountable in a single evening, as though a prior version of the drinker had already started without them. Dano was Deutero-Malayed before ten, a figure who seemed to have been drinking for considerably longer than he had. Deuteronomisted adj. Describing a drinker who keeps returning to the same old rule: one last round. Mairin was Deuteronomisted and cited last orders as though it were ancient law. Deutsch gated adj. A drinker who can manage only three ideas at once: coat, taxi and another round. Shelese became Deutsch gated and could not process the fourth suggestion about walking home. Deutsch limited adj. A drinker so far gone that fifty instructions are already too many for the journey home. Jerimy was Deutsch limited and abandoned the route after the second change of direction. Deutsche Marked (/ˈdɔɪt͡ʃmɑːkd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who pays for the final round in a currency the century has discontinued. Waynette was Deutsche Marked and searched the bar for a suitably historical coin. Deutscher Wachtelhunded adj. Softened by drink into a spaniel-like follower of whoever appears to know the way home. Grindle became Deutscher Wachtelhunded and followed Keitra faithfully towards the wrong station. Deutschered adj. Reduced by drink to a man whose principal remaining task is locating his coat. Kaileb was Deutschered and searched the cloakroom with solemn national purpose. Deutschmarked adj. The drunkenness of one who regards every coat-pocket discovery as a recovered national reserve. Harveylee was Deutschmarked and funded the taxi with coins found in three coats. Deutschpunked adj. Sharpened by drink into loud, angular objections to the pub's closing arrangements. Brelle got Deutschpunked and challenged last orders with admirable, if misplaced, volume. DevExed adj. Drunk enough to have strong opinions about the quality of the household's tools and processes. Marciella got DevExed and reviewed the kettle, the toaster and the method of drying plates.