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diazided adj. Sufficiently drunk to carry two incompatible glasses at once and call both of them water. Jaidlyn arrived diazided with a tumbler in each hand, neither containing water. diazinaned adj. Having drunk enough to form a six-sided arrangement of cushions around the person. Tevonte got diazinaned and built a six-cushion enclosure beside the sofa. diazined adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can safely accommodate, while retaining three firm opinions about the washing-up. Chaley was diazined and delivered three opinions on the washing-up before finding the sofa. diazinned adj. You have drunk enough to turn the kitchen into an aromatic compound and every cupboard into a possibility. Keaisha became diazinned and opened every kitchen cupboard in search of a glass. diazinonned adj. You are drunk and treating the sofa cushions as though they require pest control. Dillard got diazinonned and inspected the sofa for fleas with a wooden spoon. diazinyled adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a single useful part, namely the hand still reaching for water. Kirean was diazinyled, with one arm extended towards the glass and little else in service. diazinylmethyled adj. Of a drinker who has attached one small purpose to the evening and lost the rest of it. Deandra became diazinylmethyled and devoted the remaining evening to finding a clean teaspoon. diaziquoned adj. Describing a drinker who has entered the sofa cautiously and cannot now reverse the process. Amaira was diaziquoned, half-seated and unable to complete the journey into the cushions. diazirened adj. A drinker so far gone that the shortest route to the kitchen has become a dangerous manoeuvre. Jaylianie was diazirened and approached the kitchen by the narrow gap behind the sofa. diaziridined adj. A drinker who has compressed the evening into three small decisions: sofa, water, sleep. Chenoa was diaziridined and chose the sofa, the water, and an early conclusion. diazirined adj. The state of being drunk and balanced briefly between the sofa and the kitchen doorway. diazirinoed adj. The condition of a drinker who has detached from the evening but retained one glass of water. Rowden was diazirinoed on the sofa, present in body and attached to the tumbler. diazo compounded adj. Reduced by drink to two parts joined by a double bond: sofa and glass of water. Kelyann was diazo compounded, attached firmly to the sofa and the water beside it. diazo reactioned adj. Having drunk more than enough to convert every discussion into an unexpected arrangement of cushions and blankets. Samarjit became diazo reactioned and redesigned the lounge before attempting sleep. diazoacetated adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, decisive movement towards the kitchen, followed by a change of direction. Arzetta was diazoacetated and made a sharp turn halfway to the glass of water. diazoacetic acided adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose route from sofa to water has acquired several unnecessary bends. Meilani was diazoacetic acided, taking the curved route to a glass placed within reach.