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diazoacetoacetated adj. Too drunk to keep the sweet-and-sour parts of an argument from separating at the bar. Sergie spent closing time insisting his pint had both halves of the matter, thoroughly diazoacetoacetated. diazoacetylacetoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every two-sided disagreement into a brightly reactive performance. Beach got diazoacetylacetoned and made a show of agreeing with both men at once. diazoalkaned adj. Having drunk enough to acquire the loose, changeable character of an ordinary chain with no fixed direction. Kavonta went diazoalkaned after the second round and wandered between three conversations. diazoalkyled adj. Having drunk more than the parent chain can accommodate, and now behaving as a detachable side group. Alleyna was diazoalkyled and broke away from the darts team to advise the fruit machine. diazoamino compounded adj. You are drunk and arranged in a complicated little chain of nods, objections, and renewed nods. Eijaz was diazoamino compounded, agreeing with the landlord while arguing with his own explanation. diazoaminoed adj. You have drunk enough to form a three-person chain of agreement, objection, and agreement again. Mynesha was diazoaminoed, nodding through Hunberto's point before contradicting it herself. diazoated adj. Of a drinker: carrying a small, settled negative charge against whoever last touched the crisps. diazobenzoled adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a poisonous brightness and should not be trusted with the bar snacks. diazocaned adj. Describing a drinker who has enclosed six parts of the evening and two awkward silences in one ring. Viella was diazocaned, circling the same six pub topics and two pauses all night. diazocarbonned adj. A drinker who has become a rigid double bond between the bar and the nearest conversation. Trauis was diazocarbonned, fixed between the pumps and a detailed account of his afternoon. diazocarbonyled adj. A drinker so far gone that every emotional outburst arrives beside a second, equally conspicuous one. Katya was diazocarbonyled, crying over the music while loudly praising the carpet. diazocined adj. The state of being drunk and maintaining four separate conversational turns around a six-sided circle. Kadis was diazocined, turning through four stories before returning to the first. diazocoumarinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a delicate, decorative complication of a simple night out. Aishe was diazocoumarinned, turning a quiet half into an elaborate account of the landlord's curtains. diazocyted adj. The drunkenness of one who has learnt to live on the atmosphere of the pub and nothing resembling supper. Barny was diazocyted, thriving on lager fumes and refusing the offered sandwich. diazodiketoned adj. Reduced by drink to two strong reactions at once, neither of them particularly helpful. diazodinitrophenoled adj. Sharpened by drink into a yellow, brittle certainty, with enough energy to make the bar watchful. Kymberle was diazodinitrophenoled and gave the quizmaster a dangerously polished correction.