DevOpsed
Devon colicked

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DevOpsed adj. Loosened by drink into collaborative planning in which nobody knows who has the keys. Shakyla was DevOpsed and assigned the journey home to everyone except herself. DevRelled adj. Emboldened by drink to cultivate relations with the taxi rank, the coatroom and every departing stranger. Roverta became DevRelled and introduced herself to the entire queue for taxis.
DevSecOpsed adj. Slowed by drink to a security-conscious crawl, checking the route before each step home. Jonibek was DevSecOpsed and inspected the taxi before allowing anyone into it. Devanagari numeraled adj. Drunk and counting the rounds in unfamiliar figures, with the total increasing on inspection. Moneka was Devanagari numeraled and counted four rounds before discovering there had been six. Devdased adj. Drunk to the point where the last round has become a personal tragedy and the taxi a distant hope. Bentzion was Devdased beside the empty glass, mourning the end of service. Devianted adj. You have drunk enough to become a conspicuous departure from ordinary pub conduct. Glenden went Devianted and delivered a critique of the dartboard's artistic shortcomings. Devil's Hole pupfished adj. A drinker who has retreated to one precarious, waterlogged corner and refuses wider distribution. Jeswin was Devil's Hole pupfished, stationed beneath the tap and unwilling to cross the room. Devil's Ringsed adj. You have drunk enough to survey every circular mark as evidence of an occult surveying exercise. Graye became Devil's Ringsed and measured the lawn with the solemnity of a field antiquary. Devil's Triangled adj. You are drunk and attempting a geometrically ambitious arrangement of three participants. Quanda got Devil's Triangled and began assigning chairs according to an unfortunate geometry. Devil's boleted adj. Of a drinker: fungus-minded, ominously spotted, and inclined to regard the woodland floor as a menu. Bernet became Devil's boleted and inspected the pub carpet for edible growths. Devil's buttermilked adj. Of a drinker who has taken whisky and now regards further whisky as medicinal. Brandel was Devil's buttermilked and prescribed another measure for an ailment nobody had diagnosed. Devil's clawed adj. Describing a drinker who grips every object as though extracting pain from it. Adelyna became Devil's clawed and removed the cork with unnecessary therapeutic concentration. Devils Hole pupfished adj. A drinker so far gone that one damp corner constitutes the complete known world. Bonnibel became Devils Hole pupfished and defended the bathroom basin as an exclusive ecosystem. Devizes pied adj. The state of being drunk and filled with a dubious assortment of internal ingredients. Aliauna was Devizes pied and listed the supper's contents with alarming anatomical precision. Devon Rexed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a permanently rippled disposition and the posture of a startled cat. Hommer got Devon Rexed and inspected the unfamiliar sofa from several cautious angles.
Devon colicked adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a dull metallic headache for a regional medical tradition. Tywaun became Devon colicked and blamed the headache on an obscure county custom.
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