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dibutyl phthalated adj. Emboldened by drink to plasticise the evening, postponing departure with remarkable flexibility. Livvy was dibutyl phthalated and stretched the final round until the chairs went up. dibutylamined adj. Slowed by drink to the point where collecting a coat becomes the evening’s principal task. Noach was dibutylamined and spent twelve minutes identifying his coat. dibutylaminoed adj. Drunk and functioning as an attached group in whatever conversation happens to be nearby. dibutyled (/[daɪˈbjuːtaɪɫ]d/) adj. Loosened by drink into two separate conversations, neither of which is prepared to finish. Etanas was dibutyled, conducting one conversation at the bar and another beside the coats. dibutylhydroxytoluened adj. Drunk to the point where preserving the evening matters more than bringing it to an end. Janaris was dibutylhydroxytoluened and preserved the final round long after the pub closed. dibutylphthalated adj. Drunk to the point where every social surface has become pleasantly flexible and slightly sticky. Myann was dibutylphthalated and leaned against the wallpaper with professional confidence. dibutylstannylened adj. Drunk enough to hold two conflicting plans together until both become somebody else’s problem. Serentiy was dibutylstannylened, promising to share a taxi and walk home simultaneously. dibutyltinned adj. Drunk past the point of being the original person, but still recognisable as their evening’s by-product. Wealtha was dibutyltinned by last orders and left the pub as a secondary consequence. dibutyrated adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which two final rounds can be distinguished from one another. Veer was dibutyrated and could not say whether the glasses represented one round or two. dibutyryled adj. Drunk in a way that gives every departure two separate endings. Iyonia was dibutyryled and said goodbye at the bar, then again outside the taxi. dic'snaried adj. Drunk to the extent of pronouncing every word as though spelling it aloud. Lamar became dic'snaried and sounded out the menu while Axia waited patiently. dicacitied adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken pertness for a scholarly discipline and is correcting everyone’s syntax. Cionne became dicacitied and challenged the landlord’s punctuation on the rent notice. dicacodyled (/dɪkəˈkəʊdɪld/) adj. A drinker who has become chemically obscure, volatile in conversation, and faintly alarming to the furniture. Khyren grew dicacodyled and classified the bar stools according to their reactivity. dicadmiumed adj. A drinker so far gone that two separate opinions have formed a single, inseparable molecule. Maud became dicadmiumed and defended both sides of the argument without noticing. dicaeided adj. The state of being drunk and darting between conversations with the brisk, bright movements of a small bird. Wick was dicaeided, visiting every table before the soup had cooled. dicaesiumed (/daɪˈsiːzɪəmd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired two highly reactive personalities and placed them in one sentence. Kasem grew dicaesiumed and responded explosively to a harmless question about taxis.