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dicered adj. Drunk beyond sensible odds, yet still treating every poor decision as a calculated throw. diceriumed adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision acquires a second, inseparable version of itself. Jimmey became diceriumed and bought two identical hats, declaring the pairing chemically necessary. dicesiumed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become doubly reactive, though the spelling suggests an administrative discrepancy. Teshayla became dicesiumed and treated the bar’s closing announcement as a personal provocation. dicewared adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every password into a random sequence of words, none of them secure. Elloree got dicewared and told the bouncer the password was kettle-horse-window. diceynessed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding every plainly dangerous proposal as merely worth considering. Aniv was diceynessed and called the unlit shortcut an interesting possibility. dichained adj. Drunk since last orders, and attaching each new scheme to the previous one without support. Caroyn became dichained and linked a karaoke booking to an ambitious plan for municipal office. dichalcogenided adj. Drunk by the third round, and combining two volatile elements while calling the result stable. Valaysia was dichalcogenided and introduced her ex to her prospective in-laws. dichalkogenided adj. Drunk by closing time, and combining two volatile elements while insisting the spelling is immaterial. Shakeya grew dichalkogenided and merged two rival taxis into one imaginary arrangement. dichasiumed adj. Still drunk, and branching into paired schemes beneath one terminal conviction. Verdun was dichasiumed, sending two friends after the same coat by separate routes. diched adj. Drunk enough to mistake every long, shallow indentation for a serviceable route home. Treanthony, diched, followed the kerb as though it were an irrigation channel. dichlofenthioned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a helpful intervention from a highly specific attack on the furniture. Mikias became dichlofenthioned and treated the coat stand as a pest requiring immediate action. dichlofluanided adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every social difficulty as something best treated with a decisive chemical answer. Aitana got dichlofluanided and attempted to cure the silence by spraying the conversation with opinions. dichloned adj. Having drunk enough to approach every delicate situation with the confidence of a fungicide. Dahianna became dichloned and treated the family disagreement as surface growth. dichloralphenazoned (/daɪˌklɔːɹælˈfɛnəzəʊnd/) adj. Having drunk more than the headache can forgive, and prescribing two incompatible remedies with equal authority. Aiza was dichloralphenazoned and offered coffee to cure the whisky, then whisky to cure the coffee. dichloramined (/daɪˈklɔːɹəmiːnd/) adj. You have drunk enough to attach two firm opinions to every question, whether or not it contains a question. Corey-lee grew dichloramined and gave two answers to the waiter, both emphatically correct. dichlorhydrinned adj. You are drunk and dissolving the evening's remaining obstacles, including the distinction between solvent and solution. Anniemarie was dichlorhydrinned and dissolved the dispute by agreeing to every version of events.