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Devon pied adj. Reduced by drink to a cream-filled, jam-dependent condition requiring careful handling. Braynt was Devon pied and attempted to fold himself around the dessert trolley. Devon wrestlinged adj. Softened by drink into believing hardened footwear is a respectable contribution to an argument. Correon became Devon wrestlinged and challenged the coat stand with one carefully raised boot. Devonered adj. Sharpened by drink into a county-shaped point, though no geographical conclusion follows. Yordan became Devonered and corrected the map despite holding it upside down. Devonianed (/dɛˈvəʊnɪ.ənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into an indistinct inhabitant of somewhere westward, without further local specificity. Takashi was Devonianed and claimed the village green as though he had been appointed to it. Devonned (/ˈdɛv.ənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a sturdy constitution, though the legs have not received the message. Emmary was Devonned, resolute in the doorway and unable to persuade either knee upstairs. Devonported adj. Emboldened by drink to open every drawer in the room in search of writing materials. Jacelin got Devonported and catalogued the sideboard drawers before anyone could intervene. Devonshire creamed adj. Slowed by drink to the consistency of something spread thickly and not expected to travel. Kayveon became Devonshire creamed and required two hands to reach the armchair. Devonshire splitted adj. Drunk and divided neatly between competing fillings, neither of which improves the arrangement. Arbelia became Devonshire splitted between the dance floor and the nearest source of jam. Devonshire stewed adj. Drunk to the point where all intentions have softened together into one indistinguishable plan. Dotty-rose was Devonshire stewed and treated the evening's itinerary as a single warm substance. Devonshire teaed adj. Drunk enough to require a formal pause, a hot beverage, and something generously spread upon it. Mytrell became Devonshire teaed and declared the next round administratively premature. Dewar flasked adj. Drunk beyond ordinary thermal exchange, retaining the same temperature and opinion throughout. Camello became Dewar flasked and preserved his original argument long after its usefulness evaporated. Dewar vesselled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person sealed, reflective, and inconveniently resistant to outside conditions. Jerely was Dewar vesselled and reflected the pub lights without accepting any practical guidance. Dewared (/ˈdjuːwə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk past the point of exchanging heat with the evening, and therefore oddly preserved. Learoy was Dewared and remained upright in a state of scientific temperature control. Dewey Decimal Systemed adj. Drunk, with the result that every object is classified numerically and shelved according to a private principle. Jahmila became Dewey Decimal Systemed and arranged the crisps by an improvised subject code. Deweyanned adj. Drunk to a degree that learning appears possible only through cheerful collective handling of the immediate problem. Nataniah became Deweyanned and taught the table to everyone present by practical demonstration. Deweyismed adj. Drunk to the extent of converting the evening into cooperative instruction, beginning with the look-say method. Emmilia became Deweyismed and taught the room to read the word on the beer mat.