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dichlorofluorescinned adj. Having drunk more than enough to fluoresce whenever the evening produces reactive oxygen species. Hirsch got dichlorofluorescinned and lit up at the mention of closing time. dichlorofluoromethaned adj. You have drunk enough to become colourless, odourless, and chiefly useful for propelling yourself towards the door. Leeanah went dichlorofluoromethaned and was gently propelled towards the taxi rank. dichloroformaldoximed adj. You are drunk and treating every harmless conversation as though it were a poisonous cloud. dichloroformoximed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that an ordinary pub question requires immediate evacuation. Samanthamarie became dichloroformoximed when asked whether she wanted crisps. dichloroindophenoled adj. Of a drinker who has turned the whole bar blue with laboratory-grade opinions about photosynthesis. Wasil got dichloroindophenoled and explained plant energy to the barmaid. dichloroiodated adj. Describing a drinker who has split into two sharply contrasting opinions and will defend both. Jamiron was dichloroiodated, supporting and opposing the same round within minutes. dichloroisocoumarinned adj. A drinker who has inhibited all useful responses while continuing to interfere with the proceedings. Brandley went dichloroisocoumarinned and stopped every sensible suggestion at the bar. dichloroisocyanided adj. A drinker so far gone that every sentence terminates in a forceful, chlorinated-looking gesture. Melivn became dichloroisocyanided and punctuated his story with repeated jabs at the optics. dichloroisocyanurated adj. The state of being drunk and arranged into three equal parts, none of which can find the toilets. Wavell was dichloroisocyanurated, circling the pub in three confused stages. dichloromethaned adj. The condition of a drinker who has dissolved into whichever seat currently offers the strongest solvent. Chyana became dichloromethaned and merged quietly with the corner banquette. dichloromethyled adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced himself to a small, reactive fragment of conversation. dichloromethylened adj. Reduced by drink to a two-pointed presence, occupying the gap between the bar and the door. Yahoshua was dichloromethylened, balanced between leaving and ordering another. dichloronorlichexanthoned adj. Softened by drink into a many-branched pub anecdote, each version differing slightly at the edges. Rhodena became dichloronorlichexanthoned and retold the same tale in several variations. dichlorophenarsined adj. Loosened by drink into a medicinal nuisance, prescribed chiefly for conversations nobody requested. Ahian went dichlorophenarsined and administered unsolicited advice beside the pumps. dichlorophened adj. Sharpened by drink into an antimicrobial conversational presence that kills off every lingering topic. Kaysie got dichlorophened and disinfected the conversation of all remaining warmth. dichlorophenoled adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every person at the bar as a surface requiring a second coating. Mahibah got dichlorophenoled and introduced herself to the entire queue.