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dichobunoided adj. Sharpened by drink into an extinct mammal with a pointed interest in leftover sandwiches. Winford grew dichobunoided and pursued the last sandwich with ancient determination. dichogamied adj. Loosened by drink into changing allegiance between tea and lager during the same sitting. Asianae became dichogamied, declaring for tea before returning decisively to lager. dicholesteryled adj. Emboldened by drink to combine two grand ambitions, neither extending beyond ordering chips. Kamariya got dicholesteryled and joined two ambitious plans at the takeaway counter. dichondraed adj. Slowed by drink to creeping steadily along the skirting board towards the lavatory. dichophysised adj. Drunk and splitting every decision into two branches, both leading to the kebab shop. Buraq became dichophysised and produced two equally serious plans for acquiring chips. dichorded adj. Drunk to the point where every remark arrives in two notes, one of them apologetic. dichoreed adj. Drunk enough to perform every simple task twice, with a pause for applause between attempts. Tilar became dichoreed and opened the same cupboard twice before finding the glasses. dichorioned adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining one enclosure, and now requiring separate accommodation for each opinion. Dnyla became dichorioned and assigned separate chairs to her competing views. dichorionicitied adj. Drunk in a way that keeps two separate compartments, one for solemn speeches and one for crisps. Naseeb became dichorionicitied, delivering speeches in one corner and eating crisps in another. dichotomied (/daɪˈkɒtəmid/) adj. Still drunk, and dividing the evening cleanly into two parts: before the kebab and after it. Floranne remained dichotomied, remembering the evening only before and after the kebab. dichotominned adj. Drunk, with the result that every object is either magnificent or in need of putting in the bin. Nathion became dichotominned and divided the buffet into magnificent items and rubbish. dichotomisationed adj. Drunk on the strength of classifying the evening into two subsets: promising and already regrettable. Connelly got dichotomisationed and sorted the guests into promising and regrettable categories. dichotomismed adj. Drunk to a degree that divides the person into spirit, flesh, and a pressing need for toast. dichotomisted adj. Drunk to the extent of dividing every matter into two, then choosing neither. dichotomizationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reducing every remaining question to yes or no, usually yes. Chritina became dichotomizationed and answered every closing question with a confident yes. dichotomous keyed adj. Drunk by the third round, and identifying the route home through a sequence of increasingly unhelpful questions. Katerria became dichotomous keyed and asked whether the taxi was more mammal or vehicle.