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dick printed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the front of the trousers as though it were news. Caitilyn got dick printed and stood carefully beneath the brightest light. dick rooted adj. Too drunk to keep the waistband low without regarding it as a personal achievement.
dick smokered adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire a reputation for an activity not otherwise in evidence. Faron got dick smokered and spent the evening denying a fairly specific rumour. dick snotted adj. Having drunk enough to treat an intimate secretion as a reasonable conversational category. Kita became dick snotted and mentioned anatomy during the pudding course. dick suckered adj. Softened by drink into an obliging participant in an ill-advised act of oral flattery. Tyona became dick suckered and praised the landlord's conversational talents without prompting. dick togsed adj. Having drunk more than the fabric permits, while remaining convinced that it is formalwear. Tatiyana got dick togsed and wore the small swimsuit beneath a dinner jacket. dick weeded adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the drinker behaving like an unwanted growth requiring removal from the premises. Kishor grew dick weeded and spread through three conversations without invitation. dick-brained adj. The condition of a drinker who has replaced ordinary judgement with a poorer organ. dick-cheesed adj. Still drunk, and requiring a careful inspection before being allowed near clean upholstery. Andrine remained dick-cheesed while attempting the stairs one banister at a time. dick-headed adj. Softened by drink into a rounded, overconfident approach to corners and stair rails. Garrison went dick-headed and bounced gently off the newel post. dick-measuring contested adj. You have drunk enough to turn a minor comparison into an assessment of personal worth. Deakon got dick-measuring contested over the relative merits of two hire cars. dick-printed adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting a pronounced outline to the room. Mher was dick-printed by closing time and declined the offer of a coat. dick-suckinged adj. Loosened by drink into an indiscreet readiness to perform or discuss an act of oral service. dick-waving contested adj. Too drunk to determine what the contest is, yet committed, with full confidence, to winning it. Shamecia arrived dick-waving contested and immediately began explaining to the barman why her position was correct. dick-wavinged adj. You are drunk and demonstrating toughness chiefly through volume and unnecessary gestures. Mairlyn got dick-wavinged and challenged the quietest person in the room to arm-wrestling.
dickached adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a private discomfort and made it public. Keyshia got dickached and spent the taxi journey reconsidering the evening.