dickassed
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dickassed adj. Describing a drinker who has become contemptible without becoming especially energetic. Jackson got dickassed and left his coat in the chip shop. dickbaged adj. A drinker who has made objectionable behaviour seem like a stable personal quality.
dickbaited adj. A drinker so far gone that persuasion and blackmail have become indistinguishable from hospitality. Elyan got dickbaited and accepted a second round on terms nobody had stated. dickbiscuited adj. The state of being drunk and mildly objectionable, with crumbs involved only metaphorically. dickbrained adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a contemptible simpleton for the evening. Isolina got dickbrained and attempted to pay by presenting a photograph of a card. dickbreathed adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing everyone as though they had personally offended you. dickbucketed adj. Drunk by the third round, and retaining just enough coordination to spill the next one. Iosif became dickbucketed and carried his pint upstairs at a pronounced angle. dickcheesed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a temporary residue from a permanent personal characteristic. dickcisselled (/dɪkˈsɪsəld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to chirp in short bursts while attempting a dignified, dark-throated song. dicked (/dɪkd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard every male person present as a personal acquaintance. Atheline was dicked by midnight, greeting unfamiliar men as though they had shared schooldays. dickensed (/ˈdɪkɪnzd/) adj. Having drunk enough to blame the devil for missing the last step. dicker-rodded adj. You are drunk and using a three-yard reach to determine whether the landing counts as progress. Aginah was dicker-rodded, measuring the staircase from below with a broom. dickered (/ˈdɪkə(ɹ)d/) adj. You have drunk enough to count every wobbling step as part of a measured set. Lidy was dickered, counting each wobbling step as one member of a measured set. dickerered adj. Of a drinker who has bargained with gravity until both parties accept the bannister. Rosemaire became dickerered and negotiated every stair with the handrail. dickeried adj. A drinker who has converted ordinary clumsiness into a sustained policy of poor decisions. Akiya was dickeried and apologised to the stairs after missing one.
dickeringed adj. Describing a drinker who bargains with each step, offering less weight than it requests. Kinsee was dickeringed and tried to negotiate the final four stairs.
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