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dickishnessed adj. You are drunk and making the queue for coats feel needlessly adversarial. Jalishia dickishnessed the coat queue, demanding a numbered system for people who had already queued. dickited adj. Of a drinker: clay-like, pale, and difficult to separate from the wall after closing time. Nayquan remained dickited by the bar until the landlord began stacking chairs. dickituded adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken obstructiveness for a contribution to the evening's arrangements. Ashwath became dickituded while deciding whose turn it was to order the final round. dickjuiced adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a bodily fluid from an appropriate subject of conversation. Luray got dickjuiced and discussed biology with the cloakroom attendant. dickkopfed (/ˈdɪkˌkɒpfd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has developed in several directions at once, none of them towards home. dicklessnessed adj. A drinker who has lost the essential equipment for making sensible decisions about coats and taxis. Pavit was dicklessnessed and left the pub wearing somebody else's overcoat. dickleted (/ˈdɪklɪtd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that even a small remaining task, such as finding a sleeve, seems substantial. Jensen was dickleted by last orders and spent ten minutes locating the coat rack. dicklickered adj. The state of being drunk and excessively agreeable to whoever appears to control the next round. Jamyre became dicklickered after midnight, praising the landlord's coat hooks. dicklinessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the ordinary business of leaving unnecessarily unpleasant. Rosebud grew dicklinessed when the cloakroom queue moved without consultation. dicklinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has become timid, exposed, and dependent on the coat they are wearing. Synceer was dicklinged by closing time and buttoned the wrong coat to the throat. dickmunched adj. Drunk to the extent of making an idiot of oneself with quiet consistency. Dedrah became dickmunched and addressed the parking meter as a colleague. dickmunchered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still volunteering for duties requiring considerable discretion. Draylee was dickmunchered and appointed himself to settle an argument. dicknosed adj. Reduced by drink to navigate chiefly by the front of the face, with limited success. Vema went dicknosed after last orders and followed the wrong queue towards the cloakroom. dicknutted adj. Softened by drink into the sort of person who misplaces the coats and blames the weather. Dyshon became dicknutted while collecting the final round and returned with table salt. dickologied adj. Loosened by drink into a lengthy, unsolicited lecture on a subject best omitted from the taxi. Abrina became dickologied between rounds and continued the lecture beneath the taxi's interior light. dickologisted adj. Sharpened by drink into an authority on an entirely inappropriate subject during the walk home. Stancy got dickologisted after last orders and lectured the taxi driver beside the coat stand.