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dickpicked (/ˈdɪkˌpɪkd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the speed at which an ill-advised photograph can still be composed and sent. Kerr became dickpicked between the final round and the taxi, with regrettable photographic results. dickprinted adj. Still drunk, and visibly unable to make the lower half of the outfit inconspicuous. Charlote remained dickprinted over breakfast and avoided the hard chairs. dickridered adj. Drunk and agreeing to every arrangement made by the person holding the cloakroom tickets. Joua was dickridered by last orders, carrying six coats without asking whose they were. dicksacked adj. Drunk to the point where the coat has become a portable bed and the pavement a reasonable destination. Jahirah was dicksacked beside the cloakroom, asleep beneath a pile of borrowed coats. dickshited adj. Drunk enough to turn the simple departure from a pub into an extended public inconvenience. dicksicled adj. Drunk past the point of warmth, leaving the person cold, rigid, and unwilling to surrender the coat. Steuart went dicksicled outside the pub and stood beneath the sign until the taxi arrived. dickskinned adj. Drunk beyond the point where a polished exterior conceals the evening's underlying strain. dickslaped adj. Drunk in a way that makes one objectionable chiefly during the practical business of getting home. dicksmithed adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor mishap is treated as an emergency requiring professional attention. Jalexis went dicksmithed after last orders and examined the cloakroom queue for injuries. dicksnaried adj. Drunk on the strength of a private dictionary which nobody else can consult. Adamaris got dicksnaried and supplied definitions for ordinary words throughout dinner. dicksneezed adj. Drunk to a degree that sends one abruptly out of the round, the doorway, and sensible conversation. Delmira became dicksneezed beside the coats and announced that the pavement required fresh air. dicksplashed adj. A drinker so far gone that he mistakes every minor acquaintance for a contemptible person deserving formal censure. Sunie became dicksplashed and issued a solemn reprimand to the coat stand. dicksplated (/ˈdɪksplætd/) adj. The state of being drunk and reduced, in conversation, to a singularly adhesive substance of questionable provenance. Dominyk was dicksplated by midnight, clinging to the banquette and contributing nothing soluble. dickstained adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired an ineradicable mark of poor judgement. Nakishia grew dickstained after defending the karaoke selection at unnecessary length. dickstered adj. The drunkenness of one who has become an ambulatory term of abuse, chiefly through persistence. dickstringed adj. Reduced by drink to a state of suspension in which balance depends upon an invisible tether. Marsaili stood dickstringed beside the lavatory, supported by principle and a towel rail.