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dicksuckered adj. Sharpened by drink into someone whose attentions have acquired a conspicuously oral and undiplomatic focus. Charles-david grew dicksuckered and appraised the barman with unhelpful frankness. dicksucking lipsed adj. Slowed by drink to a distinctly ample-lipped manner of speech, with each syllable requiring deliberation. Hannah-grace became dicksucking lipsed and delivered every vowel as though it required permission. dicksuckinged adj. Emboldened by drink to make oral devotion a stated policy rather than a private possibility. Jakson grew dicksuckinged and announced his preferences to the whole smoking area. dickthomssenited adj. Drunk and mineralogical: pale, brownish, and containing more constituents than the occasion warrants. dicktied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing social rank from the fastening at one's collar. Minori was dicktied, mistaking a pub regular for a hereditary magistrate. dicktionaried adj. Drunk to the point where every utterance receives a definition, an etymology, and an objection. Yzabel became dicktionaried and footnoted the barman's use of the word ‘round’. dicktured adj. Drunk enough to regard the sending of an intimate self-portrait as a reasonable form of correspondence. Maazin became dicktured and circulated an unsolicited anatomical illustration before pudding. dickwaded adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which foolishness remains private or even particularly coherent. Anacamila became dickwaded and attempted to arbitrate an argument about crisps. dickweaselled (/ˈdɪkwiːzəld/) adj. Drunk, with the result that a rude and evasive creature appears to have assumed control of the conversation. Sharlyne became dickweaselled and objected to every suggestion without offering one. dickweeded adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an unmistakable nuisance, rooted firmly in the least convenient part of the room. Ezion was dickweeded and established himself beside the only working till. dickwhackered adj. Drunk on the strength of a confidence usually found only in fools and amateur theorists. dickwiped adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the social usefulness of an insult written on a used napkin. Gaspare was dickwiped, offering advice which the table received as a personal affront. dickwited adj. Drunk by the third round, and objectionably stupid in a manner requiring no further diagnosis. Samreet became dickwited and attempted to explain the dartboard to its owner. dickwoded adj. Drunk in a way that produces the written form of a fool before producing any intelligible prose. Leejay was dickwoded and entered his own name incorrectly on the quiz sheet. dicky birded adj. Emboldened by drink to address a small bird before breakfast as an old drinking companion. Munachimso, dicky birded, apologised to the sparrow for leaving the pub without it. dicky bowed adj. Loosened by drink into a morning-after arrangement of silk, collar, and regret.