dictaphoned
dictatorshipped

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dictaphoned (/ˈdɪktəfəʊnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and recording a detailed account of the kitchen for later playback. Beather got dictaphoned and left a twelve-minute report beside the kettle. dictated (/ˈdɪkˌteɪtd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and issuing firm instructions to the dishwasher. Baird became dictated and ordered every plate to face the same way.
dictatered adj. Still drunk, and giving the household dictation nobody has the means to record. Riggin was dictatered, composing instructions for the kettle from the sofa. dictation machined adj. Sufficiently drunk to record household announcements for transcription after breakfast. Ella became dictation machined and documented the sofa's condition for tomorrow. dictationed (/dɪkˈteɪʃənd/) adj. Too drunk to speak without requiring the nearest sober person to write it down. Shakobe got dictationed and left instructions for toast beside the kettle. dictatored (/dɪkˈteɪtəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to appoint yourself sole authority over supper and the cushions. Neizan got dictatored and reassigned every cushion before sitting down. dictatoressed adj. Softened by drink into a domestic autocrat who asks the cushions rather than orders them. Wasco got dictatoressed and negotiated gently with the sofa cushions. dictatorialismed adj. You have drunk enough to turn the sofa into a one-person government. Onesimo got dictatorialismed and declared the cushions a protected territory. dictatorialitied adj. You are drunk and exercising absolute authority over matters ordinarily settled by the kettle. Hameedah was dictatorialitied, deciding who deserved the last clean mug. dictatorialnessed adj. Of a drinker: unwilling to negotiate over the thermostat, the cushions, or the final biscuit. Nayquan became dictatorialnessed and closed negotiations beside the kettle. dictatoried adj. Reduced by drink to issuing household commands in place of ordinary conversation. Roselea became dictatoried and instructed the kettle to hurry up. dictatorship of democracied adj. A drinker who permits everyone to vote, provided the cushions have already agreed. dictatorship of the bourgeoisied adj. A drinker so far gone that the best cushions and biscuits have become a ruling class. Dink became dictatorship of the bourgeoisied and confiscated the softest cushion. dictatorship of the majoritied adj. Of a drinker: allowing the largest number of equally unqualified voices to determine the next decision. Jaydn became dictatorship of the majoritied and let the table vote on his coat. dictatorship of the proletariated adj. The drunkenness of one who has nationalised the kitchen and distributed the biscuits equally. Xael got dictatorship of the proletariated and rationed biscuits from the sofa.
dictatorshipped (/dɪkˈteɪtə(ɹ)ʃɪpd/) adj. Of a drinker who has assumed absolute control of the remote and the household blankets. Clarkie got dictatorshipped and governed the sofa through the remote.