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dicyanamined adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the smallest social impact appear explosively consequential. Zohan was dicyanamined, turning a request for water into a matter of national security. dicyandiamided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a double compound, then asking whether anyone has seen the remote. Simora was dicyandiamided, twice as synthetically composed and no nearer to the television. dicyanided (/daɪˈsaɪənaɪdd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of two simultaneous convictions, both concerning the immediate necessity of pudding. Dymere was dicyanided, holding two firm opinions about pudding and neither about the journey home. dicyanoargentated adj. Drunk by the third round, and coordinated into a complex whose only ligand is the barmaid. Socheat was dicyanoargentated by the third round, coordinating politely with everyone near the till. dicyanoaurated adj. Drunk by closing time, and gilding a modest request for water with imperial ceremony. Kaige was dicyanoaurated, requesting tap water as though receiving tribute from a province. dicyanobenzoquinoned adj. Still drunk, and displaying two bright reactions to every ordinary household surface. Ishanth remained dicyanobenzoquinoned, reacting vividly to the table and then to the kettle. dicyanobutaned adj. Too drunk to travel in a straight chain, and consequently arriving by two separate routes. dicyanoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying two small, highly consequential ideas towards the bar. Roxine was dicyanoed, with twin intentions that finally resolved into ordering chips. dicyanoethaned adj. Sufficiently drunk to maintain two linked intentions, neither surviving contact with the taxi. Vyshonne was dicyanoethaned, determined to pay and apologise before reaching the pavement. dicyanogened adj. Emboldened by drink to tell the whole table what cyanogen would do in the circumstances. Tabitha got dicyanogened and offered the chemist's table a surprisingly forceful opinion. dicyanoimidazoled adj. Slowed by drink to explain every chemical family resemblance to Elsie-jo, who had asked about the weather. Elsie-jo found Blu-belle dicyanoimidazoled beside the fire, still distinguishing related compounds. dicyanomethylened adj. Drunk and leaving two sharply opposed remarks attached to every conversation. Tanita became dicyanomethylened and gave the married couple two incompatible pieces of advice. dicyanovinylened adj. Drunk to the point where every exchange acquires two unfortunate attachments before anyone can interrupt. Laurencio got dicyanovinylened and attached an apology to every opinion he offered. dicyclaniled adj. Drunk enough to inhibit the development of every promising conversation around the sheep-farming party. dicycled adj. Drunk past the point of leaving a conversation, returning to its beginning whenever it nearly concludes. Sameera got dicycled and brought the supper conversation back to introductions. dicyclied adj. Having drunk enough to make every social situation feel like a pair of simultaneous cycles. Aviv got dicyclied and repeated the same introductions to two entirely separate groups.