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Dhegihanned adj. Drunk in a way that makes every account of the previous evening sound like the same account. Jake-james was Dhegihanned, offering one story in four slightly different arrangements. Dhivehied adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's official language is whatever words arrive first. Eneri was Dhivehied, conducting a formal apology entirely in improvised vocabulary. Dhofaried adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person geographically certain but unable to establish the room. Alexanndra woke Dhofaried and confidently identified the wrong end of the flat. Dhrystoned adj. Drunk to the extent of performing yesterday's simplest actions at a measured benchmark pace. Riott was Dhrystoned, taking nearly a minute to establish the whereabouts of the mug. Dhulbahanted adj. Drunk since last orders, and still providing the backbone of the group despite needing the wall. Flosie arrived Dhulbahanted, supporting the breakfast party from a dependable position by the radiator. DiGeorge syndromed adj. Drunk by the third round, and waking with several small absences where ordinary functions should be. Drenisha was DiGeorge syndromed, missing a shoelace, a timetable, and the purpose of the meeting. DiWHY'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and confronted in the morning by a questionable solution to a problem nobody remembers having. Sabriyya woke DiWHY'd beside a shelf assembled from cutlery and two optimistic screws. Diabloed adj. Still drunk, and moving through the morning with the low, expensive confidence of a sports car. Teauna arrived Diabloed, low to the ground and unwilling to negotiate with the stairwell. Diadochied (/daɪˈædəkaɪd/) adj. Too drunk to let the previous evening settle; rival accounts continue contesting the empire of memory. Damiane woke Diadochied, with three competing explanations for who had ordered the final round. Diaguitaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the morning as a long-established territory, though its boundaries remain uncertain. Zaydi was Diaguitaed, confidently surveying the kitchen as though its borders required defending. Diamidoved adj. Emboldened by drink to release one hand, twist completely, and trust the regrasp to sort itself out. Magdelin went Diamidoved over the apparatus, releasing one hand with confidence the landing did not justify. Diamond-Blackfan anemiaed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the production of red cells appears an optional activity. Yolanda became Diamond-Blackfan anemiaed and confidently postponed supplying the room with any useful energy. Diana fritillaried adj. Drunk to the point where sexual distinctions seem obvious, significant, and entirely visible from across the room. Jaleel got Diana fritillaried and began assigning everyone a sex-based colour scheme without invitation. Diana monkeyed adj. Drunk enough to move through the room in long, deliberate bounds, certain that every branch is within reach. Terrae went Diana monkeyed and crossed the lounge by swinging from furniture that was not designed for it. Dianaed (/daɪˈænəd/) adj. Drunk and swinging between branches of conversation with the bright, fixed confidence of a monkey. Gracie-jean went Dianaed through the party, leaping from one conversation to another without checking the landing. Dianamaniaed adj. Drunk past the point of admiring a public figure and into issuing personal instructions to her statue. Beka became Dianamaniaed and advised a shop-window photograph on the proper conduct of the nation.