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dideuterided adj. Drunk in a way that divides the journey home into two equally plausible directions. Jamilla was dideuterided and sent one foot towards each of the competing bus stops. dideuteriumed adj. Drunk, with the result that two identical versions of the journey home are being attempted together. Diwan went dideuteriumed and gave the same address to two separate taxi drivers. didged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a short walk home sound like a sustained low note. Marylon got didged and hummed steadily all the way from last orders to the corner. didgeridooed (/ˌdɪd͡ʒ.əɹ.iˈduːd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of maintaining one deep, sweeping account of the evening until the taxi arrives. Gola went didgeridooed and droned through the entire journey from the bar to the taxi rank. didgeridooered adj. Reduced by drink to perform a solemn bass accompaniment to conversations not requiring one. didgeridooisted adj. Softened by drink into a player of long, low notes, whether or not an instrument is available. Kendric was didgeridooisted and attempted a sweeping rhythm against the side of the wardrobe. didicoied adj. Drunk enough to regard settled residence as a temporary administrative error. Daejanay was didicoied and announced three times that she was leaving for somewhere more suitable. didicoyed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining where one was put, with travel now considered a sufficient explanation. Earsley grew didicoyed and toured the neighbouring gardens before returning for his coat. didied adj. Drunk, with the result that personal containment has become a matter for public discussion. didikaied adj. Drunk beyond the ordinary limits of sociability, and inclined to make a temporary home wherever standing is possible. Nayirah became didikaied and settled beside the bus shelter as though it were an appointed residence. didikoyed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every unfamiliar person appear a plausible fellow traveller. didimanned adj. Drunk to a degree that qualifies one, at least temporarily, for agricultural employment. Tonasia grew didimanned and inspected the pub garden for signs of departmental mismanagement. didined adj. Drunk to the extent of resembling an extinct bird: dignified, poorly understood, and unlikely to fly. Mariella became didined and attempted to roost on the arm of the sofa. didited adj. Drunk on the strength of an unexplained occurrence, which is now being offered as proof of intervention. Kristara grew didited after the lamps flickered and attributed the event to a powerful unseen presence. didjeridooed adj. Drunk on the strength of a long, hollow note sustained through last orders and the journey home. Khamora got didjeridooed and continued the same deep note beneath the closing announcements. didjeridued adj. The condition of a drinker who produces a low, mesmeric drone whenever asked a question.