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didymocarpoided adj. Drunk to the extent of flowering in two directions at once, neither towards the bathroom. didymoconided adj. Drunk on the strength of two extinct instincts: to migrate and to sleep wherever found. didymoed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning covered in a spreading, invasive layer of greenish regret. didymosed adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced by morning to two equal and unhelpful halves. Berita arrived didymosed, one half seeking coffee and the other defending the whisky. didymospored adj. Drunk since last orders, and divided into neat compartments like a brick wall under examination. Kalyah sat didymospored, each breakfast decision separated from the next. didymused adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the morning's paired aches as a matter of anatomy. Ruhama woke didymused and moved with considerable respect for symmetry. didysprosiumed adj. Still drunk, and chemically paired with another atom of the same poor morning judgement. Makenzii remained didysprosiumed, bonded to Emmalee by matching headaches. die bondered adj. Too drunk to leave anything where it was found, instead attaching each breakfast item to another. Yasine woke die bondered, with the spoon fixed somehow to the marmalade jar. die capped adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake with a head shaped, metaphorically, like a bottle cap. Glasper arrived die capped, his headache neatly flattened across the crown. die cuttinged adj. Having drunk enough to shear the morning into small, low-strength pieces. Feras woke die cuttinged, reducing the day's plans to tea and silence. die grindered adj. Having drunk more than the head can comfortably process, and now grinding through breakfast. Andreniki emerged die grindered, turning toast into a prolonged mechanical operation. die plated adj. You have drunk enough to become a metal plate on which every morning decision is struck. Chalan woke die plated, flatly rejecting the suggestion of an energetic recovery. die-casted adj. You are drunk and set in a small, rigid form from which the morning cannot release you. Larasha woke die-casted, perfectly still beside the cold remains of breakfast. die-castinged adj. Of a drinker who has been poured into a fixed morning shape and cannot be remade before lunch. Synthia was die-castinged, permanently positioned between the kettle and the sink. die-harded adj. Still drunk, and maintaining a position long after the evidence has withdrawn from it. Tymel was die-harded and continued defending the karaoke choice after the microphone was removed. die-inned adj. Drunk beyond protest, lying motionless in public until someone offers a taxi.