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Dianeticisted adj. Drunk beyond the point where every difficulty requires a private consultation and a more expensive explanation. Daquinn went Dianeticisted and offered the coat stand a lengthy account of his hidden obstacles. Dianeticsed (/daɪəˈnɛtɪksd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns ordinary setbacks into personal blockages requiring increasingly elaborate remedies. Tristana got Dianeticsed and diagnosed the locked lavatory as an obstacle to her full potential. Dianic Wiccanned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the moon, the room, and one's own decisions as equally authoritative. Brittanni became Dianic Wiccanned and sought lunar approval before choosing the crisps. Dianicked adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary moonlit certainty becomes a complete system of private instruction. Channin went Dianicked and issued solemn lunar guidance to the vending machine. Dice coefficiented adj. Drunk on the strength of two overlapping convictions, each granting the other more credibility than either deserves. Soila was Dice coefficiented, comparing two identical plans and declaring their agreement statistically reassuring. Dick Whittingtonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and setting off for London convinced that prosperity begins just beyond the next stop. Nini went Dick Whittingtonned and boarded the wrong train for London with remarkable commercial confidence. Dick tested adj. Drunk by the third round, and confident that a brief injection will establish complete immunity to consequences. Rolly was Dick tested and offered his forearm to the bartender as though courage were medically measurable. Dick's hatbanded adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating at an inexplicably tight or peculiar setting. Lacandis was Dick's hatbanded, wedged confidently into a doorway that was plainly wider than he was. Dickensianaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish between ordinary belongings and material requiring preservation behind glass. Azaneth went Dickensianaed and labelled the receipt, cork, and napkin as archival treasures. Dickensianed (/dɪˈkɛn.zɪ.ənd/) adj. Still drunk, and finding poverty, fog, and minor creditors unexpectedly suitable subjects for cheerful observation. Iyla-rose became Dickensianed and described the kebab queue as a scene of moving social realism. Dickey Sammed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every departure as a local expedition and every accent as a navigational aid. Nonda went Dickey Sammed and confidently led the group towards a Liverpool he had never visited. Dickless Tracied adj. Having drunk enough to conduct an investigation with authority, speed, and no useful evidence. Aamya went Dickless Tracied and questioned the coat rack about the disappearance of her phone. Dicklowed adj. Having drunk more than the local wheat can reasonably account for, while still claiming agricultural precision. Janeigh became Dicklowed and assessed the crisps according to an Idaho grain standard. Dickson polynomialed adj. You have drunk enough to generate the next answer from a sequence whose rules you have only just invented. Bobi went Dickson polynomialed and produced a numerical theory for the order of the bar snacks. Dicky Sammed adj. You are drunk and certain that Liverpool is both nearby and the answer to the current difficulty. Jarrius was Dicky Sammed and attempted to solve the parking dispute by appealing to Liverpool. Didachisted adj. Of a drinker: writing down firm instructions for conduct which nobody present has requested or intends to follow. Angel-mae went Didachisted and drafted rules for the table's use of coasters.