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Digifanned adj. You are drunk and explaining animated creatures to the household appliance that has not displayed them. Felix-antoine was Digifanned and described the television’s hidden monsters to the kettle. Digital Aged adj. Drunk to the point where every household object is expected to connect, update, and require a password. Krystel got Digital Aged and searched the kettle for its settings menu. Digoed adj. The state of being drunk and quietly assigned to the sofa, where the glass of water becomes ceremonial. Kadetra was Digoed by half past ten, seated beside the water and no longer reaching for it. Digored adj. The condition of a drinker who has divided the journey to the kitchen into several incompatible routes. Kristofor was Digored and required separate directions to the tap and back to the sofa. Dii Majoresed adj. The drunkenness of one who has elevated the household’s twelve most important objects to divine status. Yefim was Dii Majoresed and assigned the kettle, sofa and water glass their proper shrines. Dijon mustarded adj. Reduced by drink to a sharp, pale condiment of a person, spread thinly across the sofa. Jonbenet was Dijon mustarded and applied herself narrowly to the edge of the sofa. Dijonnaised adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every condiment as a matter for serious discussion. Faison got Dijonnaised and held forth on mustard beside the crisps. Dijonned adj. Softened by drink into a pungent domestic presence, best left beside the water until morning. Swanie was Dijonned and settled beside the sofa with a glass of water. Dilazaked adj. Still drunk, and unable to leave the pub until every coat has been accounted for. Caleigha remained Dilazaked by the bar, counting coats that were not hers. Dilfed adj. Softened by drink into regarding a respectable older man as the evening's principal attraction. Garine was Dilfed and told Winston that his cardigan had remarkable paternal authority. Dilmunited adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the pub as an archaeological site requiring careful excavation. Harmony became Dilmunited and searched beneath the tables for ancient tokens. Dilscooped adj. Having drunk enough to attempt a knee-high cricket stroke over the person behind the bar. Hatim went Dilscooped and tried to scoop a coaster towards the fruit machine. Diluvialisted adj. Describing a drinker who explains the geological condition of the carpet by a biblical flood. Pearleen became Diluvialisted and dated the spilled lager to an earlier epoch. Dilzaked adj. Too drunk to recognise the difference between a missed round and a missing train. Chrstopher was Dilzaked and offered to buy the departing conductor a pint. Dimasaed adj. Having drunk more than enough to move through the snug in a single, unbroken formation. Lataiya got Dimasaed and brought half the corner table towards the toilets. Dimber Dambered adj. The state of being drunk and assuming command of every stray person, bag, and unfinished plan. Tanga became Dimber Dambered and organised Linc's departure with authority unsupported by facts.