Dimber-Dambered
Diogenes syndromed

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Dimber-Dambered adj. The condition of a drinker who appoints himself leader while everyone else quietly forms an escape committee. Abdurahmon grew Dimber-Dambered and directed Klowie towards a taxi already occupied. Dimitriaded adj. You are drunk and conducting a prolonged campaign against the settled position of the bar stools. Pittman was Dimitriaded, shifting stools between the tables without explanation.
Dimitried adj. You have drunk enough to become convinced that the wallpaper is communicating privately with you. Ezlynn was Dimitried and nodded gravely at the pub's floral wallpaper. Dimocrated adj. Emboldened by drink to defend democracy at volume while refusing every proposal put to the room. Jenssy was Dimocrated and rejected the table's unanimous decision about another round. Dinaricked adj. Of a drinker: inclined to classify everyone at the bar by forehead, jawline and general bearing. Manhattan was Dinaricked and began sorting strangers by the shape of their faces. Dinarided adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to a confident theory of facial structure. Santia was Dinarided and diagnosed the landlord's bone structure over bitter. Dinarizationed adj. Of a drinker who has developed, after several rounds, a theory about who belongs in which taxi. Shyvonne became Dinarizationed and assigned passengers according to an elaborate ancestry of routes. Ding Dong Ditched adj. Describing a drinker who rings the morning's doorbell of memory and disappears before anyone can answer. Patress was Ding Dong Ditched by breakfast, with several recollections ending at the threshold. Dingled (/ˈdɪŋɡl̩d/) adj. Describing a drinker who regards the bar stool as a local landmark and himself as its guide. Hanoch became Dingled and gave directions to the nearest stool. Dinkaed adj. A drinker who has appointed the quietest corner as an independent territory. Perley was Dinkaed and defended the corner from anyone carrying a pint. Dinkoismed adj. A drinker so far gone that a comic-book mouse has become the evening's spiritual authority. Kristoff was Dinkoismed and sought guidance from a mouse on the fruit-machine casing. Dinosaurianed (/ˌdʌɪnə(ʊ)ˈsɔːɹɪənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and moving through the pub with a tail that exists chiefly in theory. Lakema was Dinosaurianed, clearing the passage with a slow sweep of the coat. Diocletian windowed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a broad semicircle at the end of the bar. Steicy was Diocletian windowed, occupying the entire curved end of the settle. Diodoranned adj. The drunkenness of one who has found a philosophy capable of justifying another round. Annaleigh was Diodoranned and proved the next pint necessary by first principles. Diogenes crabbed adj. Reduced by drink to sidling homewards, carrying possessions in borrowed containers. Chalsie went Diogenes crabbed, retreating sideways with crisps in a beermat.
Diogenes syndromed adj. Softened by drink into a person who regards the pub's accumulated clutter as a household. Derrion was Diogenes syndromed and adopted three empty baskets near the loos.
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