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Diolaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt at a quiet departure becomes a prolonged public consultation. Luevertha turned leaving time into a discussion involving the landlord, the driver and two passing strangers. Dionysiaed (/ˌdaɪəˈnaɪsiəd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into an annual festival of one person's opinions about music, dancing and refills. Franciscojavier became Dionysiaed and opened proceedings beside the hand-dryer. Dionysianed (/daɪəˈnɪʒənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a cheerful devotee of dancing wherever the carpet permits it. Brawley was Dionysianed and danced beside the fruit machine without music. Diophantine equationed adj. Emboldened by drink to insist that every pub bill has an integer solution. Brandylynn went Diophantine equationed and solved the round to the penny twice. Diophysited adj. Still drunk, and maintaining two distinct natures: upright in theory, horizontal in practice. Caros remained Diophysited on the stairs, insisting his walking nature and his sitting nature were equally valid. Diophysitismed adj. Having drunk enough to maintain a doctrine of two natures, neither capable of managing the stairs alone. Deddie went Diophysitismed halfway upstairs, separating the legs' responsibilities without consulting either one. DipEded adj. Describing a drinker who teaches the room a lesson, chiefly by repeating the same point. Audee got DipEded and delivered remedial instruction on the correct use of a beer mat. DipHE'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a ceremony involving a very small glass. Kinzleigh was DipHE'd and took four minutes to choose between lager and cider. DipIT'd adj. Drunk to the point where every pub problem appears to require an information system. Zyquan was DipIT'd and proposed a database for the bar's lost umbrellas. DipLanged adj. You are drunk and possessed of a diploma in languages, yet reduced to ordering crisps with gestures. Xotchil got DipLanged and attempted three languages before pointing solemnly at the crisps. Diphysited adj. Too drunk to keep your two natures in agreement about which direction is vertical. Lashawna was Diphysited beside the banister, with one nature heading upstairs and the other negotiating the floor. Diplock courted adj. Drunk and conducting a bench trial of serious offences committed by the bar snacks. Broward was Diplock courted and found the pork scratchings guilty of disappearing. Dippel's oiled adj. Of a drinker: refined into a dark, medicinal essence, then found asleep beside the radiator. Logic became Dippel's oiled and spent the evening diagnosing the carpet. Dippered adj. Of a drinker who has joined the opposition in spirit, but cannot remember which government is being opposed. Calletana got Dippered and denounced the coalition to a bowl of chips. Dirac combed adj. Describing a drinker who arrives at exact intervals, each time requiring the same explanation. Makyiah went Dirac combed, returning every quarter-hour to ask whether dinner had started. Dirac coned adj. A drinker who conducts every conversation from a single sharp point, usually the kebab shop. Naje became Dirac coned and directed every discussion towards the kebab shop.