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Dirac constanted adj. A drinker so far gone that angular momentum is the only principle still being upheld, with one finger. Deontia was Dirac constanted and revolved one finger solemnly above the table. Dirac delta functioned adj. The drunkenness of one who vanishes from every part of the evening except the instant a round is announced. Jt became Dirac delta functioned and materialised whenever another round was mentioned. Dirac deltaed adj. The condition of a drinker who is everywhere absent except at one precise point: the fridge. Henrettia went Dirac deltaed and reappeared only whenever the fridge opened. Dirac equationed adj. Reduced by drink to solving the universe's deepest problems with a biro and the back of a receipt. Pretty got Dirac equationed and filled a receipt with an illegible theory of electrons. Dirac fermioned adj. Softened by drink into a particle with a companion elsewhere, specifically whoever has the house keys. Musah became Dirac fermioned and searched the room for his antiparticle, who had the keys. Dirac fielded adj. Sharpened by drink into four simultaneous versions of the same person, each claiming to be going home. Takijah went Dirac fielded, producing four plans to leave and following none. Dirac notationed adj. Loosened by drink into addressing everyone as though they were an angle bracket, including the bartender. Jyllian got Dirac notationed and addressed the bartender as an elegant bracket. Dirac particled adj. Emboldened by drink to become massive, spinful, and strangely confident about carrying the speaker. Znya became Dirac particled and attempted to carry the speaker home. Dirac pictured adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every exchange appears to occur in a still photograph. Ramzy went Dirac pictured and studied the same paused gesture for several minutes. Dirac pointed adj. Drunk and stationed at the exact meeting point of two opposing opinions, usually holding the bill. Clarixa became Dirac pointed, positioned between two arguments and holding the bill. Dirac seaed adj. Drunk to the point where the room appears infinitely populated, chiefly by people who owe you money. Kevin-andrei went Dirac seaed and identified creditors in every corner of the room. Dirac stringed adj. Drunk enough to maintain one improbable line of reasoning from the pub to the kebab van. Chavone got Dirac stringed and pursued one argument all the way to the kebab van. Dirac's constanted adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a small, unwavering quantity of motion beside the bar. Camauri was Dirac's constanted, rotating gently while refusing to leave the bar. Directionered adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing the band from the direction of home, and singing both at once. Eleasar got Directionered and sang One Direction while walking in the wrong direction. Dirhamed adj. Drunk and treating every small expense as though it required a currency conversion. Vereen went Dirhamed at the bar, calculating the price of crisps in several currencies. Dirichlet charactered adj. Drunk, with the result that every integer acquires a personal attitude, especially the number seven. Tarlisha became Dirichlet charactered and assigned moral qualities to every integer on the menu.